Derek™

6’4. Menominee/Ojibwa

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@Shanemgillis I got dibs on a new employee spot for season 4. A Native American in the shop outta help with the whole white nationalist thing. Can even do a thanksgiving 😂

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Why isn’t there an Australian super hero group? (Aside from the Bondi lifeguards) & if there is, I hope they are called The Outbackers

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@BlessedMMA is still the champ. BMF title isnt a wrestling match. Mf didn’t earn it how every other champ has.

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@elonmusk hire me

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Yall heard it here first. I have figured out I am a scientist based off of figuring out how to get rid of hiccups. It’s far fetched but try it. Heat up some raviolis on med. just before they are boiling. Take some bites. Hiccups gone. Trust me.

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@danawhite you can’t tell us you weren’t bored as fuck watching that waist of a main event like the rest of us. Not the @ufc I grew up watching and loving.

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50s&60s bangers will always be in the shuffle

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@elonmusk Before said land was taken and named that, there were men much tougher

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Insomnia is lucky I can’t knock it upside its head 🤦🏽‍♂️

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Car accidents are just glitches in the simulation

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@TheoVon yo

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If Ryan Garcia knocks out Gervonta Davis, I’ll give $10,000 to someone who retweets this tweet and follows @Betr

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@Danny_OBR I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death

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First time getting jumped. 10/10 experience. Now I know I got a hard ass head forsure. If a golf club or two mfs can’t knock me out or even daze me this shit is solid 😂😂

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Been on a thin line for a while now. Carrying so much it’s on the brink of destruction.

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#11 on the packers looks a whole lot like @tylerthecreator

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@NateDiaz209 STILL THE BMF NO MATTER WHAT

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Yeah man’s is a beast but bro.

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That was a garbage co main. Chimaevs wack af for that tbh