Derek Bell-Morris

Just another intestine with an opinion, trying to work it out

[Derek Bell-Morris @DerekBellM]

@Matt_Pinner If I squint, I see a cloud.

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@vxylily It's snot for her.

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@MattWallace888 It's Epstein.

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@mayemusk You still do things to health males May.
We're indifferent to the number of laps you've done around this planet's nearest star.
Derek (65).

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@Vince262023 @DougAMacgregor @MrMrsJDP Ouch.
No lube??

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@MagnaVenti9904 @DougAMacgregor I like how neat they bombed.
Nice coloring in.
7.

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@JCConradson @DougAMacgregor Pfffft...!

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@DougAMacgregor Trump IS America first Colonel.

For better or worse, he's taken it upon himself to decide what "America" is. He is a dictionary burner.

Thanks for your posts, even upside down in OZ they make compelling viewing.
(Upside down, everything pistol hot to touch, hairdryer breeze)

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@AnnieJacobsen Yes, good point me.
I've kind of reached peak empathy for the horrors of the world, become more of a perpetual re-calibrator. Accepting the current situation as the one step back - after making two forward ones. To vibe Paula Abdul.
That's not a very American surname, "Abdul".

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@AnnieJacobsen Deathbed regret is a half full approach to summarizing a full life. It's attitudinal.

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@C__Herridge Prediction, with hindsight.
It's been on for decades, and made new once someone thinks of a new name. Once it was called "The Long Tail of Marketing". Media et al is a product, like cereal, so you can have just one box for sale, and everyone sees it at eye level; the best shelf.

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@australian Their oppression is a tactic in a strategy to condition the innocent into mindless compliance. It works. Something similar pays off with treating all customers as shop-lifters. Vogon behaviour, and a rationalization for getting off on being rude. Resistance is useless.

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@UltraDane Even today, the Scots still roll their r's upon meeting her:
"You wear it well
A little old-fashioned but that's all right".

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@UltraDane Boy Wonder, locked in her tractor beam.

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@UltraDane In Australia, if the water in public pools is anything but emerald green a "code brown" code is whispered over the PA, and everyone showers off in a hurry. At home.

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@Southcom @SecWar For the first three seconds, I thought I was looking at incoming.

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@AnnieJacobsen What scares me most is wondering the number of flights it takes to read ten books.
I'd never land (*with in-air top ups, and enough snacks).

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@skscartoon Rinse and repeat.
Children need to be taught accounting fundamentals, so that they get a sense for when their inheritance is at risk. Adults would receive instructions at breakfast, to ensure no parent confusion, and that all is in place. No surprises.

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@UltraDane Magnificent creature.

I like buzzards, on a different level.
A doctor recently told me that a buzzard has ethics, and will only eat if the meal is freshly dead, so it will wait patiently or come back later - rather than eat you alive.

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It's thought Putin is going to do to Alaska what the US likes doing. Experience gifting regret, and take it back - now that things have developed since his Munich offer in 2007. Since then, he's rinsed and repeated the same sentiment.
https://t.co/FCEzhN0BcP