Derek Flint

Former agent of ZOWIE, asked to save the world from mad men again. My personal code is based on a simple mathematical progression, 40-26-36
#FBR

[Derek Flint @DerekFlint1976]

Lisa: Tell me something. What is it about you that makes you so irresistible to women?
Flint : It's very simple. I don't compete with them.
[Flint takes Lisa's face and kisses her]
Flint : Now that ends the suspense.

[Derek Flint @DerekFlint1976]

@Scbkittcn It won't let me dm you?

[Derek Flint @DerekFlint1976]

@Scbkittcn DM?

[Derek Flint @DerekFlint1976]

@Scbkittcn Thanks for the follow! 💖

[Derek Flint @DerekFlint1976]

@Scbkittcn That's so damn sexy 😍

[Derek Flint @DerekFlint1976]

@liloccultdoll

Just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and beautiful, no matter what anyone tells you.

[Derek Flint @DerekFlint1976]

@kittykinishski
Hello, you don't know who I am, but I was wondering if I could speak to you briefly. There seems to be a member of the Resistance who has targeted you for a smear campaign.

[Derek Flint @DerekFlint1976]

@HadleySheley @AOC You're applauding a Berner? Are you actively trying to help Donald win the 2020 election, or just an unwitting accomplice? BTW, it takes all of 5 minutes to learn how screwed up our campaign finance laws are and you're just figuring this out now.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

How did you even tweet this from so far up Trump’s ass???

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Earlier today, trump said "'Mexico is going to pay for it,' obviously, I never said this, and I never meant they're gonna write out a check..."

Obviously, he doesn't remember or even care what he said.

Let's go to the video...it's so easy.
#LiarInChief

[Derek Flint @DerekFlint1976]

@siano2020 Let me think...no!

[Derek Flint @DerekFlint1976]

It's kind of sad when you see someone on Twitter who tweets all day long and they're lucky if they get half dozen likes and a RT out of 2 or 3 dozen tweets...till you read their TL and you see how pretentious they are with other people #SorryNotSorry

[Derek Flint @DerekFlint1976]

@TomPaineToday @sacca by definition wouldnt a substance with a negative rating be non addictive? asking for a friend

[Derek Flint @DerekFlint1976]

@TomPaineToday @AOC i see youre on the bash aoc bandwagon and trying to stay relevant. btw, what is a "tread"? those are on tires

[Derek Flint @DerekFlint1976]

@TomPaineToday @wexler apparently youve never read anything by ayn rand, corporate america loves unrestrained capitalism, you dont get that with a fascist government

[Derek Flint @DerekFlint1976]

@TomPaineToday @MillennialPriml @bakumshakum @sparktoro Not yet, what about your https://t.co/1mu3SRifdt account? you were asking for money a couple of weeks ago. what happened? did twitter shut down your scam?

[Mary Alice Bishop @MaryAliceBisho2]

@realDonaldTrump @LouDobbs "Disgraceful" #TrumpShutdown
#TrumpResign

[Derek Flint @DerekFlint1976]

@TomPaineToday @ehnottooxabi @danpfeiffer Nice to see you admitting you made a mistake. Small steps my friend 👍👍

[Derek Flint @DerekFlint1976]

@MariaTammy @SeekingSusie @siano2020 Hope you feel better soon

[Derek Flint @DerekFlint1976]

@MariaTammy @SeekingSusie @siano2020 Yeah, that might be a good idea. I mean I understood it but it could easily be misunderstood by someone else