Derek Steps

Trees are our air, our life, our consciousness. Please rub responsibly.
Guide to Lee & Dean.

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@UKFilmTVCritic @leeanddean @immarkosullivan @theonlyspoon @Sammy__Slick @TheMilesChapman I can only be what I am.

Derek Steps.

It is enough.

#BeAtOneWithTheBark
#LoveYourInnerTree

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@UKFilmTVCritic @leeanddean @immarkosullivan @theonlyspoon @Sammy__Slick @TheMilesChapman These sightings are not me. Is this what they call identity theft?

If, indeed, I have a doppelganger, I think it best we do not meet.

One #DerekSteps is enough.

And it is I.

#BeAtOneWithTheBark

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Lovely day.

Shall I attempt the dual, or bi, rub?

#BeAtOneWithTheBark

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This is not news.

Have you never hugged a tree?

#BeAtOneWithTheBark

https://t.co/exs3HsYt5I

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I have spent the last 2 days wandering through the woods in solitude. The whispers of the trees my only companion.

It seemed the safest option.

#TreesHaveNoUseForPolitics

#BeAtOneWithTheBark

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@FBiskitts @leeanddean Beautiful.

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Hmmm. Which one should I choose? They look the same?
Wrong.

#BeAtOneWithTheBark

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@PJnewell71 The land belongs to none. We are all custodians.

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Walking around my UK estate greeting old friends. These trees know me better than I do.

#BeAtOneWithTheBark

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@gabe_traffic I stand corrected in awe of an equal.

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@Paul_Wingrove I feel mirth.

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Tricky rub this. How would YOU approach it?

#BeAtOneWithTheBark #BarkRubbing

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@SecretSuffolk Excellent solution.
But there is another.

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@gabe_traffic Peace brother.
You are full of anger.
I am not the cause nor the solution. You are.

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@FBiskitts He's had a complicated life.
He needs time.

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This is Jeff.
He will not speak to me today.
I will respect his wishes and return tomorrow.
#DerekSteps #BarkRubbingGuru #BeAtOneWithTheBark

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@andybullemor @leeanddean @immarkosullivan @TheMilesChapman She shows great promise.

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Night rubbing.
Only a master should try.
#BeAtOneWithTheBark

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I was rubbing a lovely Beech tree. I heard a rustling behind me.
I stared into the eyes of 2 old friends.
They left after a short time.
I turned around and discovered a Badger had shat in my sandwich box.
Nature is neither beautiful nor ugly.
Evil nor good.
It just is.

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@leeanddean @theonlyspoon Rapunzle never had to keep her hair in order while rubbing a Betula pendula.

Hair channels the tree's spirit into our subconscious. Without it, we are less.

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People have PM'd me and asked what the tree is in my banner picture.

This is Phil.

He's very bolshy. A challenge to any serious rubber.

#BeAtOneWithTheBark
#BarkRubbing