Derek Woolfson

This is where I store my bad jokes

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@Rainmaker1973 After riding X in Six Flags Magic Mountain this is how I feel

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@archeohistories Amazing stuff! Literally a U boat.

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@marvel_updat3s Pregnant question wtf?

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@rose_malisa @IGN The guy who ends up naked on top of his roof and got left by his imaginary girlfriend.

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@Mr_PrimeAlpha @grok Yeah but where's Waldo?

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@WorshipKayli Ar u a octopus?

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@Atmabharatiya17 me when I take my dog out for a walk

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@Zara_588 Their birthday is on Feb 29

And this post must have been from 2025 for them to have been 33 while born on a leap year resulting in having 8 birthdays

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@farman4x The airplane with the funny writing on it

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@AXSTV Santana's backup band ended up quitting to form Journey also.

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@lmhpmendes @ElLoboSolito007 You don't have to be Mexican to understand HAHAHA

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@MithMuel @Rainmaker1973 You had 1 job...

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@BarcaWorldwide It says "The prints of South American Football" but Ronaldo is from Portugal.

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@primevideosport I want to see more of this team in 4 years.

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@eprrid

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@StopandlListen @historyrock_ HE'S A VAMPIRE!

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@mcdev @agraybee Queen Amidala was 14 at the time of this film.

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@MattOakleyMojo @agraybee It always bothered me how Leia's home, family and friends were suddenly gone and she never expressed any remorse or was even slightly distraught.

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@agraybee Although this takes place in space, not once do they do anything in space, other than Leia who force floats toward the door of a ship in The Last Jedi.

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@queerthecloset @agraybee Not once in any of the films or TV shows do we see a carpet that even remotely resembles Chewy.