Derek

I waste days by binge watching US TV and eating Ferrero Rochers. Currently obsessed with Once Upon A Time and avoiding work. SC: DerekLynas IG: DerekLynas.

[Derek @Dereklynas]

I've genuinely never been anywhere worse than Manchester Airport. There's like 14 seats in Terminal 3.

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Oh ffs. When you go for a wee lie down and 12 and wake up at 3. Brutal.

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@dabigjim 😞

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@dabigjim i can't think about that or i get to sad and turn to booze.

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@dabigjim aw SMG. But nothing was as sad as when this was cancelled

[Derek @Dereklynas]

@dabigjim

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@dabigjim Genuinely gutted that this was cancelled

[Derek @Dereklynas]

@dabigjim oh yes

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BREAKING: Simon Cowell confirms singer Matt Terry has been dropped from SyCo Records.

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@GraemeShield haha the problem is that I probably haven't ever changed 😂

[Derek @Dereklynas]

@GraemeShield not really, no. 😂

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As if youd put Madness on when youve got Little Mix backstage! Get them to perform the next hour and then tell us they've won again #Xfactor

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Honestly, when Matt hits that falsetto I feel like my balls jump up into my stomach. Please please please stop. #XFactor

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Seriously, I NEED to hear @NicoleScherzy and @RuthLorenzo1 sing Purple Rain.

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When u ask for the kittens in a pub and they play I Want Your Love... like an early Xmas present for every1! @LizMcClarnon @NatashaOfficial

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#2006vs2016 @PrincessCJ08 😭

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I fucking love @saaraaalto.

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@Nick2384 🙄always a slut joke from the auld cow in the corner eh

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I'm sure I recognise Ryan on #pointless tonight but I can't work out where from.

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Louis loves?! How many penis themed songs are there? Hes dick daft that one. #XFactor