Derek

I'm not as cool as I think I am

[Cory Tucek @Cory_Tucek]

Brand new hockey play alert!

Paging @Buccigross, this needs to make @SportsCenter

Penguins Cup Championship Game

Penn Trafford invents a new play and scores.

This is "The Fake Michigan".

🚨21 Ben Zierski
🍎57 Brock Bienemann
🍎92 Jordan Tucek

[Derek @Derekrogers34]

Let’s goooo!

[Gettysburg College Athletics @gburgbullets]

WSOC: Gettysburg forges tie with Ursinus #GoBullets #CentConf https://t.co/eJtDfrwvyP

[Gettysburg College Athletics @gburgbullets]

WSOC: Gettysburg forges tie with Ursinus #GoBullets #CentConf https://t.co/eJtDfrwvyP

[Gettysburg College Athletics @gburgbullets]

Women’s Soccer is also on the road and is headed to Bryn Mawr! Game time at 1:00 pm. #GoBullets

Tune in:
📺 https://t.co/NzAt7TXgi5
🗒️ https://t.co/VyTcgSZxIH

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

We've been comparing Arch Manning to the wrong uncle.

[Derek @Derekrogers34]

@ProfHinkley @AdamKinzinger Then you can’t run moneybags

[Prep Baseball Pennsylvania @PrepBaseballPA]

2026 2B/OF Dante Taliani (Valley); 5-9 175 lbs

A look at the glove that made some impressive plays during gameplay. Displayed athleticism & defensive versatility playing multiple positions.

#PATPG25 | @dante_taliani

[Fake KDKA News @Fake_KDKA]

Seth Hernandez calls ICE on self after getting drafted by Pirates. More in sports.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Kale is so versatile... it literally fits into any size trash can.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨

Luke “Puff Daddy” Combs, best known for his hit song “Gangster’s Paradise,” has been guilty on only 2 of 5 charges. Since verdicts must be unanimous, this means there is a hung jury, and the verdict will be that he his innocent of all charges

[Senator Jay Costa @Senatorcosta]

"Investing in public transportation is investing in the health, education, and prosperity of our communities." Senate Democrats could not agree more. The time to fund transit across Pennsylvania is now. Let's get it done. https://t.co/DlJoaH38lx

[5 STAR NORTHEAST PITTSBURGH @5STARNEPITTS]

2026 MIF Dante Taliani with the line drive single to left.
@dante_taliani
@Bullpenevents

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I had to fly cross-country the other day to play golf with a fellow entrepreneur and attempt to close a massive business deal. I’ve been working on this deal for nearly a year, it’s BIG—we’re talking nine-figure potential.

I finished my early morning pump sesh with Mario and hit the sauna to relax. I lingered a little longer than I should have and rushed home to grab my bags and get to the airport.

After getting through security with plenty of time to spare, I found a spot to pull up the course map on my iPad, write my notes on the course, and plan how to attack each pin. My playing partner was not just a wildly successful businessman. He was a stud on the golf course. He grew up on one of the most prestigious golf courses in the world and was a standout college golfer.

Though the pressure to perform was immense, I was oozing with masculine confidence. After I had mapped out my plan to eagle every par 5, my mind wandered to my bag. CRISIS! I realized that in my urgency to get to the airport, I had forgotten to swap out my 3 wood for my 2 iron and replace my 10° bounce 60 with my 7° bounce 60.

My entire strategy would be worthless if I couldn’t procure the proper equipment. I raised my hand and gestured to the gate agent. A lovely young lady named Paige quickly strutted over and asked how she could help.

“My name is Nick Adams, and I’m a concierge key member,” I said. “I must return home and fetch two critical items before this plane departs. It’s an emergency.”

Paige quickly knelt and grabbed my arm to empathize. “I’m so sorry, sir. We will get this taken care of… I won’t let this plane leave without you, Mr. Adams,” she said. “Would you like a complimentary coffee while I work on this?”

“Yes. Doppio, please,” I said. “Oh, umm…” she paused. “I’m not sure where we can get you a doppio…”

“I believe in you, Paige,” I said with a smile. “Now, off you go.”

Roughly 5 minutes later, Paige returned with an update and a piping hot doppio. “We’ll have a driver pick you up on the tarmac. Follow me,” she said, leading me through a side door that opened on the tarmac.

I was greeted by a Lance, a handsome young man with a dirty blonde beard and impeccable posture holding the door of a black suburban open for me. As we drove away, we struck up a conversation. I explained my situation, and he was quick to empathize.

“With that type of course, the only thing LESS helpful than a 10° bounce 60 would be a 12° bounce 60,” he said, shaking his head. “You wouldn’t even be giving yourself a chance to win.” Lance had earned my respect.

We pulled into my driveway and charged into the house. Turning a corner, we passed my recently framed Sagamore of the Wabash Award, a highly prestigious honor bestowed by the Governor of Indiana to extraordinarily exceptional individuals.

Lance stopped dead in his tracks when he saw it. “WOAH,” he said, mouth shape in shock. “You’re… you’re a Sagamore of the Wabash? I’m from Indiana. This is a bigger deal than the knighthood.”

I took a detour to show him all the other highly respected awards and recognitions I’ve received from other states and humbly explained the significance of each one and my corresponding accomplishments.

We ended up losing track of time. It wasn’t until his phone rang that we were snapped back into reality. “The pilot is asking if we’re almost ready. He says he’s already 30 mins behind, and some other passengers have connecting flights,” Lance said.

I grabbed my clubs, and headed out. “Have you ever had a Greek frappe, son?” I asked Lance as we drove away.

“No, sir, I haven’t. What’s a Greek frappe?” he replied. “Turn left here—one more stop. You’ve earned this,” I said. “This airline isn’t going to leave a Sagamore of the Wabash on the tarmac. That plane isn’t going ANYWHERE without you,” Lance replied.

40 minutes later, I was settling into my first-class seat with my two golf clubs buckled into the seat next to me. Another successful morning.

[Plum XC / Track & Field @PlumMustangs]

End of the year awards, record breaking celebration (8 school records) , and party! Incredible year, accomplished all team goals, team Wpials, individual wpials, state qualifiers! You are part of something special, thank you seniors for leading the way, and thank you boosters

[Caveman Basketball @cavemanbb]

Led by Coach Dame and Coach 5 our 13U Squad add some more hardware to their trophy case after an impressive spring!

Way to finish on top fellas! 🥇

[Derek @Derekrogers34]

@25marz Just awful

[nyx @aaronrrey]

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

[Retro Pitt @RetroPitt]

BREAKING: Aaron Rodgers seen setting up his advantage card at Giant Eagle 👀 #RodgersWatch #Pittsburgh

[James Campbell @jam3scampbell]

imagine being some frat bro who went to villanova in the 80’s and looking up how your buddy Rob’s been doing and he’s the Pope