Evil Simba

[Evil Simba @Derf_Nowitzki]

@TheOmadDAD @USMNT “Insert German schnitzel here”

[Evil Simba @Derf_Nowitzki]

@USMNT sick rainbow numbers on the jerseys fellas 💪💪 you guys look gay af

[Anime Kaiser Willy II @praesto04]

the fascinating thing about women complaining about this tweet is that the implication of it is that men actually think rape is so bad that women should, at a bare minimum, stop associating with their alleged rapist yet women think it's making light of rape.

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

On my way to vote for Spencer Pratt since LA doesn’t check ID’s

[ms wiener mcgee @fartbuttsex30]

of course i cum fast, we’re fucking on stolen land

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

White people be like my dad got hooked on pills after he hurt his back

[Evil Simba @Derf_Nowitzki]

@bilsfavrose Correct

[🏖🦀BlockHead4000🏝🐠 @blockhead4000]

This bitch took Wegovy and looks like a founding father now

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[Cymorg Comics @CyMorgComics]

Installed a bidet too far forward and sniped my balls off like the deathstar blowing up alderaan

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Una gata embarazada estaba por parir
Así que su amiga paloma fue y se puso a hacerle un nido

[FranceNews24 @FranceNews24]

📹 VIDÉO - #Insolite : Pendant la coupe des griffes, une marmotte semble avoir déjà accepté son destin… tandis que l’autre panique à chaque coup de coupe. Une scène aussi drôle que totalement théâtrale.

[Rush Ganyu @basedganyu]

The most racist man you know would still save a brown man from a burning building. The least racist woman you know would laugh at your funeral if you voted wrong

[jesse @darthgordita]

everything was a fuckin game to this guy

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

[Blue Cheese @tizardkelly]

Ngl the ladies went crazy with that “if he wanted to he would”. They super correct. Cause omm I don’t be wanting to.

[Pay Roll Manager Here @UsingLyft]

All these niggas are gay

[litquidity @litcapital]

Another instant classic lmfao

[Kayla Elizabeth @VixenRogue]

Disgusting lack of diversity on the Venezuelan WBC team.

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

When the stripper goin crazy on stage and you see them c section scars