Derik_ke🇰🇪

Madness is sanity | Chelsea 🟦

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

There is nothing uglier than a 20 yr old Yokozuna

Bro has thicker thighs than Sidika, complete na nyonyo

The only time Wayne sees his penis, is when he stares in the mirror

Una gift your Obese son gari ya millions,

Halafu watoto wa ghetto unapea pads zime expire? Omanga!

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Ol Kalou MP elect Sammy Ngotho boards a matatu on his way to Parliament to be sworn-in

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Senje ameniita tena nijiexplain😁😁…

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Do not rig election in 2027, because there’s no Baba today to restore stability.

~Joakim Simiyu

[Derik_ke🇰🇪 @Derikomolo]

Bwana Moi's bridge

[Derik_ke🇰🇪 @Derikomolo]

You must witness

[Derik_ke🇰🇪 @Derikomolo]

Mara ooh maraa ooh we are the movement

[Eric @amerix]

A soft drink company came to my clinic seeking to install a fridge in the patient-waiting lounge and a tuck shop in the resting lobby.

I politely declined.

[CoolGuyg @stanshley]

Bachelor najua hatupendi kuosha vyombo. Zoea kutumia set moja ya vyombo, ukiingia kuspin jioni osha zenye ulitumia jana uzitumie

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Albert never posted anything some lady ako majuu is the one who posted the AI newspaper headline. Albert’s “crime” was having the logins to the account that posted the post. Around 4 guys had access to the account which they usually used to run marketing and gigs with.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

I do not have a boss, but if your corrupt boss feeds you and fucks you and you got the job through anal sex, you should not throw stones at people.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Naambiwa Raymond Omollo’s dogs are on my case, but you are probably not seeing their posts because they have no reach and nobody listens to them.

That is yet another confirmation that nearly KSh30 million is being wasted on low-impact trolls who cannot influence public opinion, shape a narrative, or drive any meaningful conversation.

The troll operation linked to the Interior Ministry must be disbanded, and taxpayers deserve a full account of how their money is being spent.

[Derik_ke🇰🇪 @Derikomolo]

@njagi003 Umeanza ukulima

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

😁🫱🏻‍🫲🏽 Lamine Yamal and Leo Messi.

[🍁RASTA MAN™🍁 @ItsJeffreyJeff]

Lakini kutaka kuoa a 20 year old girl ni kumharibia maisha. Just chew her and let her discover the world. Acha ajue mjulubeng ziko type ngapi kwanza! Let her see many ceiling board designs so that siku ataamua ku-settle down you can consult her ukitaka kujenga nyumba

[Derik_ke🇰🇪 @Derikomolo]

Tangu niibe sambaza kwa mat siku hizi tu ni... "red onions thinly sliced" done

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Rasta man, Methu son of Mau Mau

Sii hii ni ile County iliambia Ruto

Tunakuheshimu lakini hatukuogopi?

Oh, son of Sarah is determined to use those cooking gasses to cook tings

Just to prove a point to you and Jofri

I mean you saw!

10k nilibet iko ready

Ngoja tuone

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

When life gives you Fernandez make sure it’s Enzo not Bruno

[Mr Njagi @njagi003]

Romours are there that Muchina Nyaga of UDA has voted for Sammy Douglas Kamau Waweru of DCP