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[Dermbag @DermbagDave]

@DabblingJohn He must've borrowed that jacket and tie.

[Dermbag @DermbagDave]

@daltonleepruitt Sam's a raper? That might explain his ties to Chad Zumock 🤔

[La China @ChinaNipona]

Una versión de Mario Bross discapacitado?
Creo que ya puedo morir en paz...

[Dermbag @DermbagDave]

@nhl94dotcom 95 stayed in my SNES for almost the entirety of 7th grade. Stacked the Redwings and took the cup that year

[Dermbag @DermbagDave]

@papa_electrico 😆 I found a quote from J.P. Williams, executive producer of the 'Blue Collar Comedy Tour,' who said Dunham's talent was "He makes stuff talk and doesn't move his mouth too much."

[RobertFella 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @Bonkavision5]

Too on point not to share. This is great, but too bad the Orange Felon’s enablers won’t let him see it.
This Australian's reply to #Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
- Tony Locke

[Dermbag @DermbagDave]

@shalomshuli @vegasbeersales Shuli Show was dope as fuck. All hail the Shews Team!

[Ricky Berwick @rickyberwick]

I hate coyotes

[Dermbag @DermbagDave]

https://t.co/YFpuzKzWxV

[Cardiff Electric @CardiffElect]

Flimsy does it again!!!

[Dermbag @DermbagDave]

@CardiffElect @pmelt Melton climbed up the side and swatted down planes

[Valve @valvesoftware]

Steam Controller update: Reservations will be available on @Steam beginning tomorrow. Details here: https://t.co/X6GSba3JKh

[Dermbag @DermbagDave]

@valvesoftware @Steam Only $209. Wonder if they accept payments thru Steam Wallet 🖕

[Dermbag @DermbagDave]

@BeDabbler guy's a total mope

[Dermbag @DermbagDave]

@Gummi_Chainsaw Bummer, dude! Hope you feel better soon!

[Dermbag @DermbagDave]

@CORNdiff I answer the door holding a hammer.
If they're religious people I tell them about the Church of Robocop.
"Officer Murphy died for our sins but was resurrected to save us."

[Dermbag @DermbagDave]

@DonaldTrumpnq You

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@theamelia__ Cannabis Hyperemesis Syndrome

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@stutteringjohnm Congratulations, faggot.

[Dermbag @DermbagDave]

@stutteringjohnm @rumblevideo You are an asshat.