Dermit The Frog

Cousin of world famous actors, singer, journalist Kermit
Investigative Reporter

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@ninjasexparty Mother, is this true?

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Is anyone else sick of all these Armenians taking over our schools and eating all the paperbacks? #ConversationsWithCole #BoyThisAmbienIsNice #HireMeUN #IStillCantSleep @iamcoleduncan

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Caught myself in a gas station video today #IForgotMyHat #DontTellKermit

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Hey Siri, set an alarm for five AM and a reminder for me to pick up milk comma cookies comma and bleach period

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@bigHEADEDblond_ You’re probably right. I am a frog after all #KissMeImAPrice #ThePrincessInThePea #ImSoLonely

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@iamcoleduncan #ColeIsCancelled

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@ninjasexparty Well you know what they say #ThePenISMighterThanTheSword #IHopeMyBrotherDoesntSeeThisTweet #HiHo

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@SamVersusSam #MellowYellow is the way to #Jello!

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@PopeyesChicken An anonymous source has told me that your location in Evergreen Way in Everett, WA delivered a less than ideal experience with an employee’s attitude #ASadDayInSeattle #ChickenCombo #ItAintEasyBeingGreen #ComboPlease

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#Memories #Afghanistan #ANA #Training #BoyItSureWasHot #GreenBean #ItAintEasyBeingGreen

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#IsThisHowPoundKeysWork???

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@So_crates__ Lovecraftian. Sorry. I dropped my #Walkman while typing #BloominOnionFingers

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@So_crates__ I’m live in your bathroom. The devastation. It’s...it’s indescribable. Orwellian, even #GonnaNeedABiggerBoat

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-Happily Humming #AsTheDaysGoBy -

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@iamcoleduncan You know what they say Friendo, you're never truly dressed without a smile #PearlyWhites #MyFriendTheDentist

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@SamVersusSam You didn't put it on your list #DermitChecksTwice

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Checking in from the outskirts of #WashingtonDC where protests continued to rock the city. More on the story as I get closer to the #Capitol #Dermit #DermitTheFrog #ShouldHaveBroughtARainCoat

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Hi-Ho, Dermit the Frog here. With everything going on in #America I figured it was time to take to the World Wide Web through the #Twitter. Here to bring you the news as it's happening! #Dermit #DermitTheFrog #News