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Professional Beer Guy. I enjoy a damn fine cup of coffee and long walks into Mordor.

[Dermit The Frog @DermitThe]

Checking in from the outskirts of #WashingtonDC where protests continued to rock the city. More on the story as I get closer to the #Capitol #Dermit #DermitTheFrog #ShouldHaveBroughtARainCoat

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

Everyone saying this IS who we are is making the assumption that there's any kind of "we."

[Tranquility Base Coletel & Casino @iamcoleduncan]

So just I’m clear on this:
Y’all saw me growing my hair out all this time and NOT ONE OF YOU thought it’d be a good idea to tell me that I look like an Afghan Hound nose and all?

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Question for dudes who wear Oakley’s: are y’all just not allowed to smile in pictures or is this a personal choice?

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Yo fellow Chattanoogans, I just found out this really cool life hack:

Did you know that you DON’T have to cross the double yellow lines on Hixson Pike’s curvy section? You just have to stay in your lane!

Pretty wild, huh?

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The most 2020 patch came in (yes those are wine corks holding my lapel pins in, judge me if you must)

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Ordered the most accurate 2020 back patch this evening

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@caldy @NADDPod @chmurph @eaxford @JakeHurwitz I realize I did not tag you and am ashamed of myself. May the honor council have mercy on me. But yeah! Whenever live shows are a thing, Chattanooga would be awesome. The Choo Choo is a hotel now so you could literally stay in a train

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Listening to #ShortRest from @NADDPod and I’m convinced y’all have to come to Chattanooga. We’ve got both steamboats and arguably the worlds most famous “Choo Choo” @chmurph @eaxford @JakeHurwitz

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@lizadender Fuck that was a train wreck of a concert 😂

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@IanKarmel @WBoshuizen @AllFantasyPod @MarsMel @thegissilent @SeanSJordan Hercule Satan. Dude was a martial artist who also adopted a cute dog

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@SamVersusSam @MisterCropes Unlike the president, I concede

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So I keep hearing someone’s smoke alarm go on and off and it sounds close(ish) so I’m getting that weird, “shit is my apartment complex gonna catch on fire again” feeling

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@MisterCropes @SamVersusSam Apparently it was in the fine print. We have fiber in Chatt and I wanted that BUT my complex has “an agreement with Comcast”. I took that to mean that if I wanted internet I had to go set up an account, not that it was already a part of the services I was already paying for.

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@SamVersusSam @MisterCropes What I brought to Metal Gear Mondays

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