me: *visiting the moon, finding moon crabs* omg have you been here the whole time?
*moon crabs nod*
me: do you want to come to Earth with me?
*moon crabs shake their heads*
me: okay. do you want me to send you some Nintendo Switch games from Earth?
*moon crabs nod*
this reminds me of when i watched casablanca with a friend and he complained that it “had a lot of cliches in it”….. my guy where do you think the cliches came from