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[Wanjiku Reports @WanjikuReports]

@WilliamsRuto You lied to Kenyans. We have a one-hour video of the promises you have failed to fulfill.

[jay kakaflani @kakaflani]

2024 , I am grateful 2025 we continue rising. Manifesting greater heights

[🆁🅸🅲🅺🅳🅴 @DerohRickDe]

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[🆁🅸🅲🅺🅳🅴 @DerohRickDe]

@davvyfavor

[Brian | AI @ndukoB]

@WilliamsRuto Umeona hii?

[Speedline @speedlinexx]

A huge congratulations to the wonderful people of Kenya on your victory! 🇰🇪❤️

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Kama kesho utatokea State House Retweet this post.

#ROADTOSTATEHOUSE

[🆁🅸🅲🅺🅳🅴 @DerohRickDe]

@WaruiJohn2 Mwafrika kamande- Roysambu 🚮🚮

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Women are not pipoos, married cats tunaona kivumbi kwa hiyo institution si mchezo. Unapata bibi ame-order some funny herbal medicine huko Instagram eti yaku maliza tumbo. Na juu pia wewe ukona kitambi, anaamua kufanya lab testing na wewe kwanza.
Uko busy umekalia chai na chapaat asubuhi, kumbe huko ndani walikuwekea Herb kama kiungo. Unaskia chai inanuka mdalasini lakini inaonja kama ukwaju, wewe una meza meza tu fwaaa bila kuulizia maswali bcoz as a married man, umezoea kupikiwa trash anyway.
Ukifika job ndio dawa inaamua kufanya kazi sasa.
Unahara siku mzima hadi unakosa nguvu yaku blink macho, na juu umezoea kupitia mabasement jioni kukula mutura, first suspect ni wà mbugus. Unasema hutawai pitia huko tena juu nikama wameanza kupika samosa za paka.
Jioni ukirudi kwa nyumba bibi anaanza kukuhoji vile siku yako imekua ndio ajuwe kama herbs yake iko safe for use. Huwezi sema umeshinda ukihara juu utaulizwa ni wapi huko ulipitia kukula takataka, inabidi useme leo umechoka saiidi juu umeshinda tu field work nothing much.
Then gaidi anapea the herbs green light anaamua kuanza kuitumia. Ole wake msenge, usiku wa manane unaskia gaidi ako kwa choo ni ma-gear tu ana change. Anahara aki whistle, unaskia akiji ongelesha "sasa ni nini hizi waliniuzia wajameni, na kwani hiyo ya baba Liam siku pima kijiko vizuri".
Hapo ndio unakuja kugunduwa kumbe mkeo kakugeuza lab rat, kazi nikufanya research na kinyambisi yako. Ayaam telling you my brother, a man benefits nothing in marriage, hiyo institution bibi anaeza kuwekea sumu kwa chakula aone kama inaeza malisaa ile panya inakula mahindi yake kwa store. That begs the question, Is William Ruto really Human?

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

Your funeral gonna be more packed than your birthdays, cus Mfs would rather see you on your back than on your feet.

[Apple_Jones  @AppleJones40]

@AdvoBarryRoux The Boyfriend job: 😂😂😂

[🆁🅸🅲🅺🅳🅴 @DerohRickDe]

@kibeandy @comedianYY siku zote

[Mindset Machine  @mindsetmachine]

23 things to stop doing in 2023...

[Oliver Cheruiyot @OliverCheruiyot]

This is what makes construction expensive. Usipokuwa kwa ground utajua haujui. Wakishawaga materials, Panda juu kwa truck.

[🆁🅸🅲🅺🅳🅴 @DerohRickDe]

@odibets Register

[🆁🅸🅲🅺🅳🅴 @DerohRickDe]

@odibets @BichangHarry Verification code not being sent... 0721769467

[Chichi 💚 🏆 @J_essT]

British mourns the death of the Queen Elizabeth II

Colonies:

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

OFFICIAL. Cristiano Ronaldo joins Manchester United, official statement from club announces. He’s BACK. 🔴🇵🇹 #MUFC #Ronaldo