Cody Jones

nothing

[Cody Jones @DerpCakes98]

I am BoJack Horseman.

[Cody Jones @DerpCakes98]

The only moral abortion is MY abortion lmao

[Cody Jones @DerpCakes98]

Please still seek prenatal care.

[Cody Jones @DerpCakes98]

Men can overpower women and force them to childbirth.

If your first thought was “the man won’t get away with it” you’re STILL NOT FUCKING thinking about the patient!

[Cody Jones @DerpCakes98]

Now ppl think I’m weird for *different* reasons

[Cody Jones @DerpCakes98]

Why do I attract crazy fucking people. Don’t come near me unless you’ve had therapy, there are so many chips off my shoulder that I can’t even shrug anymore.

I love you, but I’m not qualified to help you, it’s affecting me.

[Cody Jones @DerpCakes98]

Biggest advice I can say for anyone who doesn’t want to learn nutrition but doesn’t want to stroke out at age 50: read the fucking label. Boxed and canned foods have so much sodium, it’s not natural, and it predisposes you to illness.

Their are worse things then death.

[Cody Jones @DerpCakes98]

-ingest awful food with chronic process sugar and sodium over entire life
-high volume from sodium=high BP.
-high blood pressure kills kidneys and leads to severe multi organ illness
-turn 60, go to doc
-leaves doc
“Idk bro it’s just genetics, my moms side”

[Cody Jones @DerpCakes98]

*Mom also ate like Shit her entire life, and also went to doc when her body is busted*

[Cody Jones @DerpCakes98]

@liz_pbnz Unfortunately I haven’t heard of anything like that, interesting. Therapist in general are hard to get with Covid as well.

Imma be honest; I think you need to be in a crisis to get it; and if that’s the case, you might need to be inpatient psych hospital staybefore getting that.

[Leffen @TSM_Leffen]

happy for cody

[Cody Jones @DerpCakes98]

🥵

[ᴄʀʏᴘᴛɪᴄ ‼️🇵🇷 @CrypticAudemar]

@ayedocc @sneerid

[Cody Jones @DerpCakes98]

So if it wasn’t for a couple people wishing my early birthday wishes, I would’ve missed my own birthday lol anyway I hope no one gets offended I ask for money. I’ve literally ate ramen the past three weeks because I haven’t worked.

[Cody Jones @DerpCakes98]

Remember the kids who had lumberjack beards in middle school?? Lol they’re bald now.

[Cody Jones @DerpCakes98]

@Technicals_ Thanks man, keep up the good work! I’m excited! The quality is top notch.

[Cody Jones @DerpCakes98]

@Technicals_ https://t.co/emgb7XTi3s

[strong_don_chad @strong_don_chad]

I've got a better idea! Why don't I call someone whose JOB it is to conquer Earth?

[alice? @sixtythreeskies]

just quit my job today