Declan

Argyle fan since I learned they existed, please don’t mention the pizza cup :(

[Declan @Derpafc]

@SpursOfficial fan from birth to death, goodnight mum x

04/1967 - 31/05/2025

(Even went to @Argyle games with me after trips to spurs became a bit too strenuous for her)

[Declan @Derpafc]

@HITCSevens Thought that was Christopher Eccleston for a second

[Declan @Derpafc]

@ArgyleLife1886 We properly deserve this though, or at least the club does

[Declan @Derpafc]

@momowithachar @magicmadhouse That’s because you get invite to purchase it for the normal price (£150 or whatever) and if you haven’t been it just shows a ridiculous price so you don’t try and buy it

[Declan @Derpafc]

@sogukcaydidii True, all i do after midnight is sneeze ACHOOOOO

[Declan @Derpafc]

@winebox_papi @despechaEMQ Sorry, my bad 4-0 to the USA i remember now

[jasmine 🍑🏳️‍⚧️ @kireitonsi]

the american mind cannot comprehend a head of state wanting to have sex with an adult

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Nigel Farage is a grifter. He always has been and he's continuing to grift.

He knew he was heading towards a byelection anyway so has pulled the trigger early.

The people Vs the establishment?! Reform are literally part of the establishment.

[Declan @Derpafc]

@winebox_papi @despechaEMQ Might have gotten that USA score the wrong way around +1 consolation goal

[Horace Goodwill, tonicke purveyor 🇵🇸 @eff_hey]

Did You Know? Mexico have only lost 3 of 90 competitive matches at the Azteca, the most recent of which came all the way back an hour ago when they ate shit against England

[Declan @Derpafc]

@ProutDes @Keir_Starmer Des Prout (Nitty)

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[Declan @Derpafc]

@magicmadhouse @BillyR222 you smell

[Magic Madhouse @magicmadhouse]

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[Declan @Derpafc]

@miranowhere Thats not true, think about all the white people that piss off to dubai so they don’t have to pay tax

[David @Zero_4]

🚨 10 years ago today, the UK voted to become the first country in the history of mankind to impose economic sanctions on itself

[Declan @Derpafc]

@Nigel_Farage Pathetic

[Sam @SamCKx]

The issue isn't Starmer, per se, it's the fact that we all now know, whoever is PM, unless it's some far right leader with friendly tax policies for the ultra wealthy, they will be met by a barage of misinformation and relentless online attacks: accusations they support p**dophiles & r*pists, that they jail 12,000 innocent people every year for tweeting; and all the usual misleading, manipulative BS designed to exploit people's emotions.

This won't stop until they have installed the party they want. A party that will be focussed purely on optimising the affairs of its wealthy backers, and not on the working people and families of Britain.

[Declan @Derpafc]

@Nigel_Farage I demand you stop lying but we can’t all get what we want unfortunately.

[Jack Dart @JackWDart]

If people genuinely believe Burnham won’t receive the exact same media onslaught, they’ve not been paying attention.

Starmer is not, objectively, bad. This idea that he is somehow the worst PM in British history is frankly laughable.

Liz truss lasted 49 days, crashed the pound and was laughed out of Downing Street.

Since Labour took office, Keir Starmer’s government has:

• Scrapped the two-child benefit limit, lifting hundreds of thousands of children out of poverty and putting money back into some of the hardest-pressed households in the country.

• Expanded free school meals, cutting costs for families and making sure more children get a proper meal during the school day.

• Expanded funded childcare, reducing one of the biggest monthly costs facing working parents and making it easier for people to stay in work.

• Raised the National Living Wage, increasing pay for millions of low-paid workers.

• Strengthened workers’ rights, giving people greater protection against insecure work and bad employers.

• Introduced statutory sick pay from the first day of illness, so workers are less likely to choose between their health and their wages.

• Ended no-fault evictions, giving renters more security in their homes.

• Brought rail operators back into public ownership, taking key services out of failed private hands and giving the public a stronger stake in how they are run.

• Cut NHS waiting lists from their post-pandemic peak, meaning more patients are being seen sooner.

• Raised the state pension through the triple lock, protecting pensioners’ incomes against rising costs.

• Scrapped the old non-dom tax regime, making some of the wealthiest people in the country pay more fairly.

• Added VAT to private school fees, raising money from those most able to contribute.

• Removed business rates relief from private schools, ending an unjustified tax break.

• Increased neighbourhood policing, putting more officers and PCSOs back into communities.

• Helped bring knife crime down, meaning fewer families face the devastation of serious violence.

• Recorded the lowest homicide rate since the 1970s, a material improvement in public safety.

• Created Great British Energy, giving Britain a publicly owned clean energy company.

• Created the National Wealth Fund, backing investment in industry, infrastructure and clean energy.

• Passed planning reforms aimed at getting homes and major projects built faster.

• Improved relations with the EU, reducing diplomatic hostility and rebuilding practical cooperation.

• Agreed a UK-EU security partnership, strengthening cooperation on defence and European security.

• Signed a long-term partnership with Ukraine, reinforcing Britain’s support against Putin’s invasion.

• Secured new trade agreements, opening up markets for British businesses.

• Helped restore seriousness to government after years of scandal, chaos and decline.

People do not have to like Starmer. They do not have to vote Labour. But pretending this is the record of the worst Prime Minister in British history is absurd.

[Sam @SamCKx]

If Keir Starmer does resign, history will look back on his reign and scratch its head as to why the hell he was so hated.

On paper, he's probably delivered more to working British people in such a short time than any PM for decades.

After inheriting an absolute mess: NHS waiting lists fallen. Worker's rights improved. Rail operators nationalised. Improved relations with EU and improved UK's global reputation. Removed non-dom tax status. Halved childcare costs. Boosted state pensions. Lowest homicide rate in 50 years. Lifted 550k children out of poverty. Immigration vastly reduced.

We are in the age of billionaire funded misinformation, whose sole purpose is to topple democratically elected leaders, and insert leadership that favours the wealthy elites over the working people. Looks like the game plan is working...