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Pokemon Master, professional Malarchy-Detector, humiliator of woke ideals, history expert.

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@CTownEnjoyer Hey look rage bait

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@Dexerto This company just made the dumbest PR move in history. They could’ve walked away

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@bricks_minifig you may have shut Ben up but you’ve made the stupidest PR move in history. You can silence him but now you’ve created thousands more of us who are pissed at your bullying ego tactics. You could’ve just walked away.

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@TheUncleBob @PokemonGoApp And I’m talking mons that don’t need to be main draws like shiny pseudo legendaries or something. Heck they could’ve done sqwakabilly (sp?) instead of being greedy trying to milk them in paid events throughout the year

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@TheUncleBob @PokemonGoApp 2 would’ve been more than reasonable.

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@NintendoAmerica @Nintendo your new DEI CEO is garbage and your Nintendo direct today proved that.

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@TheUncleBob @PokemonGoApp Exactly…exclusivity was what was missing. Those few new exclusive shiny huntable mons would give a reason to be pumped and feel like I spent the money well

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@Nintendo @NintendoAmerica how are you guys so bad at this? Make some dang games that people actually want. Stop lazily remaking old games

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@TheUncleBob @PokemonGoApp -continued reply- It would’ve made the fest overall way more exciting. I’m speaking from experience when they did this in the past. There was nothing new to hunt for, therefore less thrill.

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@MenacedBeard @PokemonGoApp You wanna do some research before you double down on that one oh wise one??? Cuz I could name many…starting with Dodonzo. You poppin off without thinking.

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@bricks_minifig for your legal actions against reckless Ben, I am not only boycotting your store but will be personally telling as many people as I can to do the same. You shouldn’t have sued. We will track every name change and every attempt you make to harass the innocent.

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@TheUncleBob @PokemonGoApp Tauros and wash rotom, I give you that…but man that doesn’t justify the cost by a mile.

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@drydryruins @PokemonGoApp You’ll just get a bunch of Niantic white knight bots saying you’re demanding too much when really the quality has been dropping off a cliff. They don’t even add new game features like the elite four or gym leaders….anything. It’s so lazy @MichaelSteranka

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@TheUncleBob @PokemonGoApp Uhh you know you’re wrong in the spirit of what I’m saying. Zeraora isn’t findable or grindable or shiny huntable, it’s a quest reward that will also be at global.

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@dezzzisthebest @brandontan91 I have the only confirmed one in the world lol

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@PokemonGoApp Add a new mon*. Even stinking one.

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@PokemonGoApp 1 raid each mega was pathetic, the rest were repeat mons. Big letdown of a fest and they shafted those of us who were coming just for mega mewto. I mean atleast add a new min, such a crappy year.

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@MYSTIC7 1 raid each mega was pathetic, the rest was repeats. Big letdown of a fest and they shafted us at the in person event.