Derrick

#EUTWMPPM Engineering Up a Tidal Wave of Momentum, Perpetual Promotion Machine.

[Derrick @DerrickSmallJr]

Someone asked @LarryChiang and I the other day…. Does Instagram count as a webpage!?

NO, NO it does not Instagram is DARK

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[Derrick @DerrickSmallJr]

https://t.co/lrhIzqcmQk No Food No Drink After party

We have 2 rsvps so far, filling up fast

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[Derrick @DerrickSmallJr]

Executive Lunch Series - How To Be Funny Making Technical Content

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[Derrick @DerrickSmallJr]

USPS Virgin Learns how to Mail Things.

just trying to duck a BK by being pen pals with #PoBox105281 so I can Duck a BK like #34DaysOfGrok4AtAMCTheaters with this envelope I personally got from my mentor @LarryChiang

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[Derrick @DerrickSmallJr]

False Validations: Web 4 fiat strikes back

Problem: founders get validation for the wrong reason.

Problem: automation for automations sake

Solution:
Web 0, Web 1, Web 2 BEFORE Web 4

Just like @LarryChiang said everyone’s a founder but has two problem

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[Derrick @DerrickSmallJr]

Messed up free parking from @LarryChiang now I have a court date.

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[Derrick @DerrickSmallJr]

The One Hotel Austin Grand Opening Book Club. See my mentor @LarryChiang talk about it in the video

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[Derrick @DerrickSmallJr]

Three pieces of paper will make me $800 three times.

How? Listened train of thought as an exercise day book club.

My mentor @LarryChiang told me to right these 3 pieces of paper and pull them out when people say the following.

Listener train of thought + Genius Shit

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This is a Thank you to my 1st mentor @LarryChiang

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[Derrick @DerrickSmallJr]

#CogMise #VaginaWhisper

Cognitive Miser, your brain trying to conserve energy by shutting off and going into female mode.

That’s the part of you brain @LarryChiang is whispering to in order to reverse transgender your brain so you can escape $0

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[Derrick @DerrickSmallJr]

All I’m Doing as VP of Marketing is 24 protocalls from 1983

Why 1983?

This book called What they don’t teach you at Harvard business school from my mentor @LarryChiang s Mentor Mark McCormack.

#ExternalAPI #GuaGuaGuacamole

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[Derrick @DerrickSmallJr]

The Woke Spigot of Money is Turning Off

How to tf did everyone go from $0-$20,000,000 then back to $0 at the same time

Bnb Formula, Sam Ovens, Nick Kozmin

@LarryChiang

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[Larry Chiang, 650-283-8008 @LarryChiang]

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Biggie Gay Small

[Derrick @DerrickSmallJr]

The Power of $0.

You can’t change because you’re demoralized about money.

Solution: Read one chapter, write 1 page of notes, email publish post it one time.

Repeat. @LarryChiang

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[Larry Chiang, 650-283-8008 @LarryChiang]

Here
#MiamiSwimWeek

Gotta keep the text game WIGGER WASIAN

- #vaginaWhisperer
Solo Founder #ebonixxxxMaxxxxxxing

[Derrick @DerrickSmallJr]

Practice Comedy At A Baloney Lunch Lunch Party (with no Baloney)

How to get your ROI in comedy before the comedy shows over.

@LarryChiang I am in

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[Derrick @DerrickSmallJr]

I completely fucked up ordering and paying for chicken that I was supposed to get for free 😭

Thank you @LarryChiang for auditing my effort

#HTGHFAOTR

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[Derrick @DerrickSmallJr]

Free Food For Lead Gen at the low level and the high level.

Can you sell free food to someone? And also tie it back into what you’re selling?

Larry thinks I have a 50% shot at it… I think I can totally do it, we will see this Friday.

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[Derrick @DerrickSmallJr]

Don’t be a yes man and up your socio economic language to jump social classes.

I find myself asking myself “what would @LarryChiang do in this situation”

More often every day

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