Chris Derrick's Ego

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For the record I have more hair than Jared Ward does!

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Disappointed about today's Olympic trials marathon because
1st place- Doper
2nd place- Illegal immigrant
3rd place- Gross facial hair

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@NickSymmonds even though you blocked me I do have my law degree

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At least he has that Stanford degree🤑

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Ryan Hall made so much money doing nothing #RIP

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@Mo_Farah you're such a pussy

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Now that I can't run a 65 second 400m, it's time to move up to the marathon

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Just For Men touch of gray was definitely the best gift I got

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@FloTrack Number one fail tweet of 2015 goes to you

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Happy birthday mom @lroesler5

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@FloTrack @KingCheserek huge thanks to @Nike

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@NVXC_NVTF Back in my day we won national titles

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Thankful for my big brain

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My boys got third? Must have been a chip malfunction

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@FloTrack I hope this is a joke

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I could've single handedly beat Wisconsin at Big Tens yesterday

[Derek Tom DeLonge Rubis @ddritzenhein]

@FloTrack made at you now Semifinal Interview Video of @eSowinski or Clayton Murphy

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@Chris_J_Chavez Just goes to show how competitive women's sports are

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@t_healy @SamChelanga Oh wow thanks! Nobody knew that before!

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@bentrue @SamChelanga No you're not! He's gonna take our Olympic spots!