Al Kaholic

opinions not my own. likes and retweets reflect the views of my employer, @taylorswift13

[My Beautiful Smile 🏆 🧡😃💙😃 🏆 @WetOilyButt]

just sent this to 20 of my closest friends. can’t wait to hear their takes on this

[mb | ttpd defender ☆ @isitmaroon]

the way this week just exposed how poor yall fuckers on here are cause this is a very normal house

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

@freshhel having a yap sesh about ugly boyfriends and the bouncing on it neurodivergently!

[Jay's Friend @jays_friend]

@jayweingarten Science. Needs. To. Explain. This. Immediately.

Okay, let’s break this down. A chihuahua and a German shepherd had a baby. Logistically, HOW?! Who was the mom?! If it was the German shepherd, I need to know what kind of brave chihuahua Romeo decided to risk it all for love. 😂

[garrett @jalenreagors]

You forever gained a fan out of me after this brodie @CGJXXIII

[MJ @Real_Politik101]

The Roaring 20s ARE BACK

[jane 🏳️‍⚧️ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @TheBSideMedley]

can this century's version of the great depression only apply to c𝚒s people please?

[Al Kaholic @DerrikColburn]

@ThePhillipHolz @saras76 I would argue that’s more important than anything else!

[Al Kaholic @DerrikColburn]

@stats_feed Very statistical!

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Most Influential Persons in History

1. Muhammad
2. Isaac Newton
3. Jesus Christ
4. Gautama Buddha
5. Confucius
6. St. Paul
7. Ts'ai Lun
8. Johann Gutenberg
9. Christopher Columbus
10. Albert Einstein

The 100: A Ranking of the Most Influential Persons, Michael H. Hart.

[Al Kaholic @DerrikColburn]

@NFL_DovKleiman Extremely OOB!

[Al Kaholic @DerrikColburn]

@sama Mogged by CCP

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Wrong—I initiate “difficult conversations” with my “friends” as a form of psychological torture on those I see as beneath me. #Manipulator

[jos @josiahhughes]

new ink, hurt like a binch etc... took a while to heal but i'm finally ready to share it with y'all.

this the kind of energy i'm trying to bring in 2025.

playful and funny, but intelligent and smart. a kind of ying and yang.

bless y'all.

[Al Kaholic @DerrikColburn]

@disclosetv Fantastic!

[hydra @blephin_]

What are old people on youtube even watching anymore i’m crying

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

When I hear China is using chips that likely violate export controls

[a local @jedwill]

This how it feels when you realize nobody secretly hates you and the world is full of opportunity and undiscovered friends