🌺California Dreaming🌺

I may be half Asian but don’t assume you’ll get your happy ending with me. @VikingBut is the bestest.

[🌺California Dreaming🌺 @Desert_Musings]

Help her tear down her walls instead of causing her to build new ones

[🌺California Dreaming🌺 @Desert_Musings]

@CallofDuty @HMGaming #CODNEXT #HMxBO7Sweepstakes

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

Retweet for a chance to win a Bryan Bresee autographed #Saints Draft hat!

#SaintsContest 🏈 Rules: https://t.co/p52xgB4WX0

[🌺California Dreaming🌺 @Desert_Musings]

@OpTic @TeamRazer @elgato @ScufGaming @PeriphioGaming @Chrihbih @drayzze

[OpTic @OpTic]

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays from our family to yours! 🎄

We’re giving away a FULL stream setup including a new PC, streamdeck, facecam, keyboard, mouse, headset, controller and MORE!

RT/Like, tag two friends, and follow all partners for a chance to win! #GREENWALL

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

seduce me with music and i’ll seduce you with cake

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

if you’re having a bad day, just remember that it’s almost grey sweatpants season. you’re welcome.

[🌺California Dreaming🌺 @Desert_Musings]

@Aikiwomannc You know it’s true 😂😂❤️

[🌺California Dreaming🌺 @Desert_Musings]

You know it’s way past time to buy potatoes when the ones in your pantry look like shriveled up testicles.

[🌺California Dreaming🌺 @Desert_Musings]

@_Jizzabelle I had to google snarfed 😂😂😂

[🌺California Dreaming🌺 @Desert_Musings]

@JasonNotEvil Truth though 🤷‍♀️😂

[The Wife @TheWifeYouLove]

I just ate enough teriyaki chicken for 3 people. It hurts…. hurts so good.

[Ovary Action 🍉 @Bripping_Talls]

Fuck everything and everyone.

[Ovary Action 🍉 @Bripping_Talls]

My toxic trait is that I'm perfect and everybody else is just plain horrible.

[Uptown Schmuck @SchmuckOnAHorse]

Empirical evidence suggests that there is more than one wrong way to eat a Reese's.

[Jessey Electric Slut Ukulele Sterling @JesterWuzHere]

I love you more than an upper middle class suburban teenager loves punching holes in drywall.

[Jessey Electric Slut Ukulele Sterling @JesterWuzHere]

You can't spell "slut-shaming" without "assuming."

[Jessey Electric Slut Ukulele Sterling @JesterWuzHere]

If you send me dick pics I will dress your dude in a costume and give him a backstory. Your move reply guys.

[☕️Saint Vivica, Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️ @QueenVofCoffee]

Licking a lollipop as if several guys weren't staring at the way I lick a lollipop.

[☕️Saint Vivica, Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️ @QueenVofCoffee]

It's always a bit tight on the reinsertion.

-Me talking about getting my piercing or IUD put back in. What did you think I was talking about?!

[Gingy the Ginger Queen @Feisty_Ginger_6]

Some of you need to type your reply..

Pause for a minute..

Then delete it..

[Gingy the Ginger Queen @Feisty_Ginger_6]

Will drama find you on Twitter no matter how much you try to avoid it?

Yes it will.. but the less you feed into it.. the less it finds you..