Penny

Esperantist, yarncrafter, gamer, occasional comedy promoter/proofreader, night owl, St John volunteer, melodeonist & Buff collector. NHS. She/they. Ŝi/ri.

[Penny @Desideratist]

@Grand_handsomer So he’s doing his job. A good example to the humans in the house!

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@lightfoot90 @lollujo @JustEatUK Reminds me of when our local highways agency asked for proof that our streetlights didn't work. Basically send them a photo of our street in the pitch darkness.

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@jilltowers It is a real word. But not one I’d expect to see in a word game. It’s more an onomatopoeia of a sound you make rather than an actual word.

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

If Count Binface only managed to get a new bin installed on the seafront he'd have achieved 10x what Fáragë has done for Clacton

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@TedUrchin He won’t pull out, because then he’ll be the guy who was so afraid of being beaten by a bin he pulled out. He’s shot himself in the foot. Thought he could control the narrative and say it was him v the establishment but he’s a public school rich boy. He IS the establishment.

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@AngelaLMorabito This is what happens when people think listening to an audiobook is the same as reading one. You use the skill of being able to read text fast.

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@ForgSolaris @CountBinface It’s the “anything but Farage” vote and I’m here for it. Farage relies on pretending he’s in the majority but he isn’t. FAFO.

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@Demo4fhs I’d just fill it in in graphic detail. “Yes, I was shitting myself all day after a dodgy kebab. Next question”.

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@focodereality Hepzibah. It was the “Joe Bloggs” default “insert person’s name here” for my history teacher at school. She was great.

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@Meelsie143 And before anyone says “you can see the different biomes”, nature definitely isn’t as fond of straight lines as we are. 😂

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@Meelsie143 I mean, where are the river courses? The mountain ranges and passes? The huge forests and deserts. The liminal spaces of countries do not go in straight lines.

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@Marie5212718788 @Mollyploofkins

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@Eva_eva_P @Mollyploofkins It’s the cost and the guns and the lack of healthcare and the price gouging and the phone snooping at the border and the threat of being deported for looking foreign AND Trump.

[Frances 'Cassandra' Coppola @Frances_Coppola]

Well this is obvious nonsense, since under the new code of practice, women can be banned from women's spaces if other people think they look like a man.

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@tinyrowlet @rhipratchett Really hoping that this increases the number of unisex toilets because the main problem women have with toilets in public is not that a man or someone who presents as a man might be using them it’s the sheer length of the queue for the ladies.

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@tinyrowlet @rhipratchett It’s a bloody stupid situation but maybe carry your birth certificate on you. We are just there to pee. Who is in the stall next door isn’t really on our minds. Govt “fixing” non-existent problems so they can avoid taxing their billionaire mates a bit longer IMHO.

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@implausibleblog @potter_don Back in the day we used to call it what it was. A bung. A bribe. Not a “donation”.

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@qikipedia Journals quite often do “fun” ones for Christmas. I seem to remember some past ones about if Vampires/Zombies were real, how fast would it spread, and the relative death/murder rates of TV soap operas to real life.

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@_YGMG_ @JeremyP04326648 @BJP_Official Depends on your console. An accessible HDMI input covers all the bases.