Fiona collier

Interior designer with an interest in dogs. All views my own.

[Fiona collier @Design_bluesky]

@Heccles94 @MargyMayell Absolutely not

[Fiona collier @Design_bluesky]

@fesshole The best thing about my divorce was I could load the dishwasher any way I damn like. Still gives me a thrill 10 years later.

[Sangita Myska @SangitaMyska]

I don’t blame anyone for feeling overwhelmed by the news and just wanting to switch it off.

However, if you can bring yourself to read just one more thing tonight then let it be this insightful and humane piece by @Ike_Saul

[Fiona collier @Design_bluesky]

@_dealjr Also in art galleries! Narcissism in action. ‘If everyone else can just stand to the side while I get that perfect Instagram shot nailed that would be fabulous’ phwat? NO! Just no.

[Fiona collier @Design_bluesky]

I see Harrogate council have finally found the key to the cupboard with the white line paint in it. Stand by for imminent road resurfacing…..

[Fiona collier @Design_bluesky]

@harriet1marsden Buy a thermos jug with a lid. Breastfeeding makes you thirsty. Fill it with water and ice so nice and cold in the middle of the night. The lid helps when you knock it over when you’re half asleep (honest) 😂

[Fiona collier @Design_bluesky]

@implausibleblog This guy was brilliant.

[Fiona collier @Design_bluesky]

@NoContextBrits Porridge

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@NoContextBrits ‘Enjoy’

[Fiona collier @Design_bluesky]

@FessholeTruth @fesshole Good Will Hunting

[Fiona collier @Design_bluesky]

@NoContextBrits Teabags

[Fiona collier @Design_bluesky]

@RevRichardColes Toast tongs are very underrated imho

[Fiona collier @Design_bluesky]

@RevRichardColes Rachmaninov Faure Copland

[Fiona collier @Design_bluesky]

@SophieGarnier11 @Sewgeneris @RevRichardColes I add grated potato to thicken which is a tip from Jamie Oliver I think. Also add mushrooms if you need more liquid.

[Fiona collier @Design_bluesky]

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@SteAndKel @tomtaroo @chrissimons5 @SmudgeEFC1985 @Shaughna_P I’ve one team member who actually paid it all off, but she graduated in 2004 when it was actually possible (and actually like a loan). These days it’s a tax.

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

Bad news for Liz Truss this morning as village idiot Nadine Dorries and the Hon Member for the 18th Century Jacob Rees-Mogg come out in support for her bid to become the leader of the Conservative Party.

[Peter Smith @Redpeter99]

Hats off to the person responsible. Annoyed English teachers can be pretty fearsome.

[Fiona collier @Design_bluesky]

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