Ash

Miserable bastard and metal gig junkie. United season ticket holder 🇾🇪

[Ash @DesignerAsh87]

Well I’m shocked 🙄

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Billionaire West Ham co-owner David Sullivan abused his power and preyed on us for sex, women say https://t.co/9EQWxdpOKS

[Ash @DesignerAsh87]

Awful to see this news, but good to hear he’s ok.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Danish Federation announce Christian Eriksen is “conscious and doing well under the circumstances”.

Thoughts and prayers with him ❤️

[Ash @DesignerAsh87]

Not a bad price tbh. Wasn’t too sure of him, due to our track record of signing players from the Italian league, but we’ve scouted him for a while, so wish him the best of luck.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester United reach agreement with Atalanta to sign Ederson. Price for 26yo midfielder €40.5m fixed + €4.5m of potential bonuses. Personal terms in place on 4+1yr deal. Must still do medical & all parties plan to complete early July @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/OgkmPEYVg7

[Ash @DesignerAsh87]

More piss boiling 😂 Love it!

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

Senne Lammens has been named the Premier League's Transfer of the Season! ✅

Do YOU agree? 🤔

[Ash @DesignerAsh87]

@RyanHulme77 @CansAndBansV13 He’s got some agent this twat 😂

[Ash @DesignerAsh87]

So it looks like Roy has doubled down. He should have just held his hands up and said he got it wrong, yet he’s decided to drag it on which makes him look even bigger dick. What is it with some of our former players and the obsession with digging out current players?

[utdreport @utdreport]

Roy Keane on Instagram:

[Ash @DesignerAsh87]

😂😂😂😂 what a bunch of gimps. Parading trophies they haven’t even won this season. They are a parody of themselves

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Past and present Man City stars have attended the parade 🫡🩵

[Ash @DesignerAsh87]

Guard of honour during a game 🗑️ They are leaving not retiring, divs.

[Ash @DesignerAsh87]

Lovely to see Villa pissing on Peps farewell.

[Ash @DesignerAsh87]

@greenall_dom We should be straight in for a discounted bid for Fernandes haha

[Ash @DesignerAsh87]

Cracking result and a great end to the season. Plenty of positivities going into next season.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Yeah, we're winning the lot next season.

[Ash @DesignerAsh87]

@DaytrippingRed Acting like he’s an ITK 😂😂 Probably just spoken to his postman the div

[Ash @DesignerAsh87]

Some afternoon for the premier league player of the season.

[Ash @DesignerAsh87]

Some first half from the lads.

[Ash @DesignerAsh87]

@greenall_dom And his mate Rick the tout

[Ash @DesignerAsh87]

Get in Bruno! Record breaker and just won me some dosh too. What a ledge.

[Ash @DesignerAsh87]

Is anyone really surprised by this view from Carragher?

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

🏆 "Those placing Ferguson ahead of Guardiola baffle me. I struggle to agree with a single reason to justify that claim."

@Carra23 explains why Guardiola leaves Manchester City as the greatest football coach there has ever been 👇
https://t.co/wME4v590PS

[Ash @DesignerAsh87]

@PabloAnon010 Was no way they were letting Usyk lose that. I saw the official cards too, unbelievable!