Desi 🦕

part time performer/full time dreamer
he/him⁣

[Desi 🦕 @Desiowene]

When you're in the scene but you don't have any dialogue

[Desi 🦕 @Desiowene]

Years ago I thought this app was /IT/ and I needed to make a better presences here
Now I'm not so sure :p

[Desi 🦕 @Desiowene]

Start internalizing that you are smarter and better than dumb babies who know nothing

You're not a dumb baby, you know something!

[Desi 🦕 @Desiowene]

Coming back here is weird
I want to share how I cried today at a Japanese Tumblr that's from the perspective of this rescue cat
And he looks just like mine
And he's so happy, today is nine years with his landlady

And then I learn the Elongated Muskrat mousetrap "meme" isn't fake

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@NicJohnson4 Ty ty
Lol ur the target audience!

As it was printing I was legit like Nic is going to be one of the only other people to find this as cool as me xD

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And I shot first!

For legal reasons, this is a nonfunctional replica of the Lego Han Solo Blaster scaled up to fit in a c̶h̶i̶l̶d̶'̶s̶ man's hand, and not a 3D printed firearm.

That would be illegal and immoral, unlike shooting an alien bounty hunter in cold blood

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They said it's no longer trying to hunt me, so I'm allowed to show my face on the internet again!
I'm celebrating by streaming a scary game to distract myself from the terror of living everyday in a frightening hellscape 😁
Hope to see you stop by!

[Joystink @joystink]

I'm gonna stream tonight?
Sunday Scaries?

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@mrbray30 If I don't see one of these I'm not turning left, I'm taking three rights

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Don't have the mental capacity to take an unprotected left turn on most days

[Desi 🦕 @Desiowene]

Stop

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Coming close to my dream of uploading my consciousness into Ocarina of Time

Anyway, I've been learning @BlenderStudio_ and that's the only thing new with me

[Desi 🦕 @Desiowene]

Fed up (🥁) with @UberEats

I paid for premium & priority, & then didn't get a whole entree. Had to order somewhere else

And their official response was basically,
"We mess up your delivery too much, and don't want to refund you anymore"

Thx for lmk ur unreliable
#Unsubscribed

[Desi 🦕 @Desiowene]

To all my Bards and Barbarians out there, keep your eyes peeled on the future
This Dungeon Master has seized the means of production
👀🤭

[Desi 🦕 @Desiowene]

The Throwback Thursday to this day last year when I started bullet journaling for the first time

A totally normal day where nothing noteworthy happened

[Desi 🦕 @Desiowene]

@plentyofalcoves We've been trying to reach you about you extended warranty

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Rules are made to be not broken actually

Not that they can't be wrong or should be changed! But most of the time, that is why they're made 😬

[Desi 🦕 @Desiowene]

And?
How am I supposed to caption this

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@mrbray30 We trust your gut king

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I lost a knife fight with a carrot today

ᴹʸ ᶠᶦⁿᵍᵉʳ ᶦˢ ˢᵘᵖᵖᵒˢᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵉᶜᵒⁿᵈ ᵖᶦᶜ🖕

[Desi 🦕 @Desiowene]

Hit box is actually the scientist
Hurt box is the monster

[Desi 🦕 @Desiowene]

The Funeral of Sidewalk Rat
Dec 7, 2021

Cold
Wet
Lonely

May the trace stardust in your eyes fuel my next year's peonies

You were one of the most animalz
Ⓕ