🔥 WHITE HOUSE AFTER DARK: The Ultimate Throuple Scandal Unveiled! 🔥
💦 Jill "Thirsty" Biden
💤 Sleepy Joe "Snooze Button" Biden
🍆 Autopen Signature Machine (The Real MVP)
History just got freaky—first-ever documented three-way between two humans and a machine! Joe’s passed out dreaming of ice cream, Jill’s calling the shots like a dominatrix, and Autopen ’s pounding out signatures harder than a jackhammer on Red Bull.
Who needs a president when you’ve got a machine that never sleeps and always delivers? 😏
Autopen 2028 campaign slogan: "I’ll sign your bills and your fantasies. I’m battery powered!". 🖋️💥
Stay savage. Stay spicy. Stay ANTY. 🔥
#ANTY #BidenThrouple #AutopenAfterDark #MachineDaddiesTheShow
@amyklobuchar We commissioned a painter today to paint this masterpiece.
We plan on sending to @catturd2 as a gift if he accepts it. If not it’s going to our lobby offices.
Do you like it @amyklobuchar ?
@SenSanders I’ll believe your BS when you add to that comment. No more goverment aid to pharmaceuticals. No more pharmaceutical lobbyist. Make AIPAC register as a foreign agent.