Capt Obvious

I'm on twitter for cutting edge insight on every issue and philosophy. You?

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One of my topmost reasons to be mad at YouTube is that ads never buffer but the fuckin' video does!

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How to threaten someone with positivity :-

1. You will be ok. You have no choice.
2. Everything will turn out fine. You can not stop it.
3. You will succeed. It is inevitable.

(PS : Sometimes works for self too)

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@Sammypedia You can come down and go up again too. It's allowed by law. 😆

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Last week I inflicted a 1 week stairs climbing self challenge upon myself. 500 floors looked doable.

The week ended today with the realization that just when u think u've reached ur limits, u can always push ur body a little more.
Legs are now dead though.

Floor Count - 1144.

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@paharganj2paris

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@Purba_Ray

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Update : Climbing 5000+ floors in a month is doable

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Update : Turns out u don't need to limit ur challenges. You just need to challenge ur limits.

Thought I'd attempt a 200 floor climb + half marathon distance every day for 1 week.

End of week stats:-
Floors- 1624
Distance- 181 km
Steps- 2.5 lakhs

TL;DR : Human body is amazing

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When you get an ad on YouTube you can't skip

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#LifeHack : How to deal with the person ruining your life.

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One of my observations from Social Media has been that 'woke' people here are the biggest fucking hypocrites ever. Just express any opinion contrary to theirs and watch the assholes turn into everything they claim to hate - vicious, bitter, intolerant and gang up against you.

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@GabbbarSingh Cafe Good luck

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BC ye Rockstar ka sequel kab release ho gaya pataa hi nahi chalaa WTF!

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@GabbbarSingh जन्म दिवस की अत्यंत भीषण शुभकामनाये गब्बर भाई!
( इस साल वो हिंदी उपन्यास लिख ही डालो)

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Runners who follow me, do you have a curated kick-ass play list or special songs to pump you up and keep you going when your lungs feel like they're about to burst out of your mouth? Please share and connect me to runners you know?

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The world's first 3D Printed village is here.
Details - https://t.co/8bsamahe6i

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@amitanatverlal And if somebody already did that then you can at least be this guy https://t.co/8bCPpOIOuO

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In Taiwan the bike rides you

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@brawling_virago We're probably past that point where it's worth the effort to explain anything.

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@richashrivas Does one have to finish eating in 15 seconds? Can a single person go or does it need two guys and a girl? I have so many questions

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The hospital of the future is already here

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When you use your phone only for Social Media and memes

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@curlykrazy07 Haha. It's a fake pic but I have a feeling it would exist IRL some time in near future.