Sameer More

Awkward. Amazing. Agnostic. Complex implementation with a simple interface. Puns and philosophy are my indulgences. Dad/sad/bad joke connoisseur.

[Sameer More @Sammypedia]

"I see dead people" - The Sixth Sense
"Icy dead people" - Twilight
"I seeded people" - Vicky Donor

[Kushan Mitra @kushanmitra]

But what about the MCD officer who took a bribe to overlook this? The Fire inspector who was blind? And the police who let this, and all the other illegal outlets in Hauz Rani, function under their noses?
Arresting a small-time pahadi cook won't change anything.

[Kiran Manral @KiranManral]

In the TOI today

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

"So what if papers have been leaked? Is this the 1st time any paper was leaked? Why can't u simply give re-exam? Why are u protesting?

Imagine being so brainwashed that you malign students to defend the Govt even on their fault

These loyal dogs of the Govt hav destroyed India

[🔻 @uncle_authority]

the Soviet Union had women cosmonauts and a legion of decorated antifascist war heroines the same year women in Canada were first "allowed" to open bank accounts without their husbands' written permission.

[Cliff Pickover @pickover]

Computer and technology humor.

[Zoru Bhathena @zoru75]

The Story of My Mumbai Metro

[Diwakar Sharma @DiwakarSharmaa]

A premature baby of a daily-wage labourer died in 72-hour as there were no NICU beds in …..

This is a textbook case of crumbling HEALTH infrastructure in MMR!!

https://t.co/CeaoeGZ4VH

Story: @thakuraditi17 @anamikasgharat

[Shyam Meera Singh @ShyamMeeraSingh]

नरेंद्र मोदी से शिक्षा मंत्री धर्मेंद्र प्रधान का इस्तीफ़ा मांगना ऐसे है जैसे रहमान डकैत से किसी बैटरी चोर की शिकायत करना..

[Ritika Chopra @RitikaChopra__]

BKC's last-mile problem has stumped Mumbai for years. MMRDA thinks pod taxis (small automated cabins gliding above traffic) are the answer.

But the math gives experts pause: at full capacity, the system moves 48K people a day. BKC sees up to 6 lakh.

Is this a genuine transit solution or an expensive experiment that solves too little? @sabahvir asked experts:
https://t.co/wLOnX6hcZr via @IndianExpress

[Vishal Bhargava @VishalBhargava5]

I’m making an early call on this one.
This flyover will have its first issue by Tomorrow evening.
Even by the low benchmarks of municipal roads - this is a new low.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

“When will you stop talking about children being killed?”

Ms Rachel: When people stop killing them

[Doctor @DipshikhaGhosh]

Men who have never worked a dangerous job in their lives will sprint to claim coal miners the second feminism comes up but watch how fast men as a collective disappears when you bring up rape statistics.

Suddenly it’s not all men.

The only not all men that makes sense is not all men understand or even bother to learn what feminism or capitalism actually means.

[Gaurav Sabnis @gauravsabnis]

"New Yorkers for Common Cents Act"

😂😂😂

My state reminding everyone that we are the home of comedy.

Requires cash transactions to be rounded to nearest 0 or 5 cents, with the penny being phased out by the Feds.

[Satish Acharya @satishacharya]

7.7 GDP model! #GDP