DespicableHero

retired team guy, currently focusing on aggressive mediocrity. I identify as a lesbian woman of color.

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@WonderbreadMMA yeah, it doesn’t matter… there’s no way she’s gonna strike with Gina, Gina would fuck her up. This fight is gonna be less than a minute, Ronda is gonna take her down, throw on an armbar and this will go down as one of the most overhyped fights in MMA history.

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@AdamSchefter FUCK.

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#IDontWantToOverreactBUT watching the absolute beat dahn the Patriots took at the hands of the Seahawks last night is that much sweeter knowing @stoolpresidente and @BostonConnr have to wake up and talk about it nonstop today. #fuckBostonConnr

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#IDontWantToOverreactBUT I can’t wait for the Drake Maye and the Patriots to get their collective shit pushed in by the Seahawks defense in #superbowlLX so I can bathe in the tears the of #massholes like @BostonConnr

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@_STEELHERE @steelernation This is what you asked for. congrats!

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@Jerrythekid21 this is what you and your chucklefuck podcast partner wanted, congrats!

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@PatMcAfeeShow @elonmusk Probably would’ve never seen this one, appreciate you spotlighting @PatMcAfeeShow tough look #ForTheBrand

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@steelers @PALottery Fuck this team. Fuck Tomlin. Fuck Smith. Fuck Austin. Fuck Rogers. It’s time to blow this whole trash heap and start over.

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#IDontWantToOverreactBUT The @steelers are DEAD. Teryl Austin is the Matt Canada of defensive coordinators, this overpaid, overrated, slow, no-tackling defense has more holes than my daddy’s rubber. Absolutely pathetic.

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@steelers time to get smoked by an inferior team on Thursday night?

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@steelers @PALottery Typical Tomlin team… heavily favored in literally every statistical category and don’t even show up. #Tomlintrap

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@ToneDigz I’m so sick of the @steelers pissing away games to inferior teams. Guaranteed if they’re heavy favorites they won’t even show up.

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@BostonConnr I guess when Aaron Glenn told @AaronRodgers12 they were “going in a different direction” he meant they were gonna get their shit pushed in… tough look.

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#IDontWantToOverreactBUT The Pittsburgh Steelers sit alone on top of Mt. AFC North, but I’ve never felt worse about a 3-1 start… Im 40 years old and EVERY. GODDAMN. WEEK. I feel like I need to have 911 on speed dial, my heart can’t take much more of these wins.

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@TVext Sam Ash & Guitar Center put THOUSANDS of mom & pop music stores out of business and destroyed the industry with their buying power. Good riddance, one down, one to go.

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@TaylorLewan77 We’ll, you’re a “Michigan man” so reading and writing disabilities are expected.

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@Drinkin_Bros feels more like it should be a stringer t

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@BarstoolBigCat Look at it this way, atleast the @ChicagoBears are keeping Eberfloss

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@sammwichh and he’ll STILL own the @ChicagoBears

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@Realrclark25 Pierce has definitely earned the job, the fans love him, the team loves him and he’s proven he can win… so that means Mark Davis will ABSOLUTELY hire someone else.