Silent Bob

I'd rather wear flowers in my hair than diamonds around my neck.

[Silent Bob @Destiirose]

Getting two kids through a doctors appointment is a contact sport.

[Silent Bob @Destiirose]

Not to brag or anything but I did 4 things I was procrastinating today.

[minxy cat 𓂃 ࣪˖ ཐིཋྀ @b0gxwitch]

hard 2 explain…. but this is how things feel lately

[Silent Bob @Destiirose]

As much as I feel bad my kids are sick on Christmas, I LOVE the fact it got us out of family obligations 🥰

[Silent Bob @Destiirose]

The way it makes me sad to look at my daughter sometimes cause she looks so much like my mom. 😭 my sweet girl deserves her nana

[Silent Bob @Destiirose]

Life is really on a mission to send me of the fucking edge this week I swear

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

“Laugh if you want, Tony, but I’m…

[Silent Bob @Destiirose]

My husband just confused cholera and colic, I will now be passing away; rip

[Silent Bob @Destiirose]

Less than 24 hours till I can hold my sweet girl 🥰

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I will sniff that man like a line of coke

[Silent Bob @Destiirose]

Really cried today over the sound of a newborn baby on one of my work calls 🥲

[Silent Bob @Destiirose]

Just in case anyone needed a reminder to take their birth control; my son just pissed on my pillow 🥲

[Silent Bob @Destiirose]

Me thinking about all the new redbull flavors I’m missing while pregnant

[Silent Bob @Destiirose]

Pregnancy is wild I was just sleeping so good till I had dreams of food and now I’m awake and going to puke if I don’t eat now

[Silent Bob @Destiirose]

I want to eat the smell of new shoes

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[Silent Bob @Destiirose]

I rarely get heartburn but when I do I’m convinced I’m dying. Every time

[Silent Bob @Destiirose]

This woman has burped in my ear a solid 30+ times thinking I can’t hear.

[Silent Bob @Destiirose]

Anytime my son is mad at me he slowly lowers himself to the ground and lays there like one of those crime scene chalk outlines and cries. 😅I feel so bad laughing but it’s honestly adorable

[Silent Bob @Destiirose]

My kid has decided clothing is optional so ya know… don’t come over if you’re offended by toddler cheeks.