Αλθαια

lil of this, lil of that and there you have it

[Αλθαια @DestinNo_y]

I’m kinda mad I always freaking have to ask for not very sweet coffees & lattes like I don’t want dessert for breakfast why can’t everyone be like me so I don’t have to be inconvenienced if I forget to ask for lite syrup

[Αλθαια @DestinNo_y]

If my huge ass titties keep growing at the same rate they have for the past 5 years I’m just going to be a big boob walking around. Also one day these fat sacks are coming off

[Nate Bear @NateB_Panic]

The US state of Georgia is known as the "peach state" for its large production of the fruit. But this year few people will eat a peach from Georgia. Up to 95% of the state's crop has been killed by the warmest winter on record

[Downloadable King Von Texture Pack Banned in Japan @bobo_circus]

a little kid who's obviously gay at age like 8 is the second-funniest type of kid you can be (the first is that exact same kid but somehow he turns out straight)

[lil juicebox @_queenofbirds]

doin what i do (lookin cute n eatin good)

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

:(

[George Mack @george__mack]

4. Lock Up Your Guns

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

CIA has the opportunity to do one of the funniest things in the history of comedy rn

[Αλθαια @DestinNo_y]

Searching puppies on all socials so my page can get back to happy shit if there’s any left

[Αλθαια @DestinNo_y]

So a housekeeper would be nice but what I really think I need is some Mary Poppins type a bitch to say she’s going to show up and just check everything out like once a week monday 7pm sharp

[lil juicebox @_queenofbirds]

piggy hat 🐷

[Housing 4 All is Hot @ahouse4all]

Apartments: Rent is $3500, deposit is $7,000, must make 3x the rent, no pets, no guests, no breathing, 750+ credit, app. fee is $100, repairs take 8-9 business months, rent goes up 8 times a year.

Media: What is causing the homelessness crisis? Tonight we talk to 12 landlords.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

This Reddit post is going viral and I think that it's a very important PSA worth tweeting

[Αλθαια @DestinNo_y]

The main love interest in the audio book I’m listening to sounds like Berrus so I’ve kinda been picturing a fairy kitty this whole time

[Αλθαια @DestinNo_y]

@_queenofbirds It’s okay bc there were severe storms for the next 4 hours

[Αλθαια @DestinNo_y]

It’s April but I just felt that late July sun 🌞

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

Children under 5, actually.

[Αλθαια @DestinNo_y]

Random memory that’s circulating the brain today

When I registered to vote the lady asked if I forgot my apartment number I said no I live in a house and she goes oh are you sure I thought there was apartments on this road

Like bitch yes I’m sure I know what I live in