Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True
Sometimes you’ll smoke weed around people who don’t and they’ll be like “Omg, every time I smoke it makes me freak the fuck out and scream and I call the cops and go to the hospital!!! Can I have a hit?”