Destitute Hunter

I am a Hunter | HR1000 | Switch Axe's Biggest Fan | Crimson Fatalis Truther |

Vote for me Pokke Village Elder 2028

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Fuck

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The "streets" are saying the Tentranadon wants its belly WASHED

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hazard bulldrome

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what the fuc k

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My helmet WILL RETURN SHORTLY. Do not be concerned with seeing me out and about with my balls hanging out in my boarskin raptor shirt or whatever. I am FINE.

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A new hunter.. The Moonlight.... Shoots the gun quite good. The bullets really hit the monster. They squeeze the trigger rougher than most. I wonder if they can smell my fish from here.

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Big things are happening in Elgado... bug things too....

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I just whaled on the Chatacabra so bad i swear i heard it talk about "equal opportunity"

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Might Seeds hit the Balahara population 💔

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One Barroth and she do what i say so
Two Light Bowguns and a gold crown
Deviljho
Three more mantles when you ask how my
day go
Squad up wit four, now thats a dead Blango

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There is a disgusting lack of honesty and courage in todays hubs. They are not sending there best hunters. Back in my day we were not ashamed to post small monster hunts. We were not ashamed we needed 1947281 random small shitters's skulls for pants or whatever.

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thank GOD

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Tired of stickers, what happened to pendants. They swished around and were so cool.

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god dam it

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Any one wonder where the Conga have gone? Couldn't be too far away, right? Haven't smelled gorilla shit in AGES!

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Shara forgive me but I miss Sir Jae

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I am walking this back as I now see how wonderful and homey this comfortable place is. It's only a hike away from good ole Pokke Village. Needs a pub still though. Needs also a big rock for people to come visit and see. We have one of those at Pokke! Why can't Bherna have this?

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Visting Bherna for a quick spell, forgot how undeveloped this CAMPSITE is. No progress made in years here. Place looks like an occupation camp. WORSE THAN ASTREA NOT WALKING THIS BACK!

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I remembered my password

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Most aggressive Zinogre was posted in the hub. What are they feeding these things? Wouldn't stop being so bananas! Put. Them. Down.

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Cunting Horn

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Total. SwAxe. Victory.

Total. Lance. Victory.

Total. Charge Blade. Victory.

LONGSWORD BTFO

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This is a message to Admiral Galleus. Stop summoning me to your stupid table every 3 quests. Stop it. You wanna give me these papers so bad? Mail them. I have a PO box. Send them over there.