Detective Reggie Fishwhistle

Lehman College 74' | John Cena super fan, former pro golfer, #goblue

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

I'm officially lost in the sauce and possibly past the point of no return

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

Current Life Cycle im going through
1. What's the point of it all
2. Wait im the goat
3. Get played by ex girlfriend
4. Repeat

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

@drshrimp Right there with you, look out freshman

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

What a year this week has been

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

Ready to beat off the horse till it's dead today

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

I'd be sick if anything in the dollar store was actually a #dollar

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

Liking Instagram stories is an art

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

Tik tok shop will be my financial downfall

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨 my parents needed it for dinner and they're pissed #greedy

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

Ate the whole sleeve of mozz in one sitting #bigbodybugatti

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

Is it gay to wear a headband I'm kinda rocking with it

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

Ate the whole sleeve of mozz in one sitting #bigbodybugatti

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

Just got broken up with and highkey forgot something at her house #whatdoido

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

Pigeons are lowkey larp kings #takesonetoknowone

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

Just past an ambulance with its lights on while I was going the speed limit this guys got zero sense of urgency pick up the pace I'd be driving that thing like the tank in the new Spider-Man

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

What's the stripper equivalent for dudes I got no bread #feelingfreaky

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

@vuulgardarling As long as your fits hard shits chill

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

White monster was $5 are you fucking kidding me #israel

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

Sucks juice WRLD is dead as shit banger after banger coming on rn

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

I need a pocket Nathan to throw at some mf that I be around #catchingglizzys

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

Who's tryna start bonesmashing

[Detective Reggie Fishwhistle @DetReggieFish]

Nobody around me has enough screen time to understand anything I say anymore