Detroit Frank The Tank

AL AVILA WAS FEEBLE I do not work for barstoolsports. I do not review soda. I do raw dog. (parody)

[Detroit Frank The Tank @DetTank99]

The tigers should do this and then get arrested

[MLB Nerds @MLBNerds]

Deadline Mock Trades 3.0

[Detroit Frank The Tank @DetTank99]

Oh my

[Detroit Frank The Tank @DetTank99]

God is king

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

Trump talkin his shit 💅💅💅

[Detroit Frank The Tank @DetTank99]

Shut the fuck up

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trump: The economy is A++++++

Also Trump: It's Biden's economy!!!!

This is how dumb you MAGAs are.

[Detroit Frank The Tank @DetTank99]

Tigers should trade Tork to the Mets
Keep Keith at 1st
Torres 2nd everyday

[Detroit Frank The Tank @DetTank99]

@NjTank99 I heard he's going to be hitting leadoff

[Detroit Frank The Tank @DetTank99]

@ComradeNux @elonmusk You’re still asleep

[Detroit Frank The Tank @DetTank99]

@acnewsitics How comfortable is your cuck chair?

[Detroit Frank The Tank @DetTank99]

The Bears do need to improve their OL

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Meet Lucy Martinez…

She’s an elementary teacher from Chicago that mocked the death of Charlie Kirk.

She works with kids!

Lucy will now be the face of the No Kings protests.

We couldn’t have described the party of murder any better than Lucy did for us.

They want us dead.

[Detroit Frank The Tank @DetTank99]

@catturd2 It was no kings not “no neck”

[Detroit Frank The Tank @DetTank99]

I would sign this every single day of the week.
Paddack 2.7
Kahnle 7.7
Sewald 1.9
Cobb 15.0
Foley 3.1
Maeda 10.0
Brebbia 2.7
Morton 2.0
all equal 45.1 million.
They did nothing. Add in skubals salary this year and it’s a steal after you stop signing junk.

[Robbie Hyde @gingersnaphyde]

What I think is a fair contract for Tarik Skubal:

2027 (30): 6.0 WAR ($54M based off $9M per WAR)
2028: 6.0 WAR ($54M)
2029: 6.0 WAR ($54M)
2030: 6.0 WAR ($54M)
2031: 5.0 WAR ($40M)
2032: 5.0 WAR ($40M)
2033: 4.0 WAR ($36M)
2034: 3.0 WAR ($27M)

Total: 8 years, $359M
AAV: 44.87M

[Detroit Frank The Tank @DetTank99]

@NitroChris11 @EthanNeubecker @SleeperGuards What shit did carpenter talk?

[Detroit Frank The Tank @DetTank99]

I’m going to say it because nobody in the fan base or organization knows how to win.
Trade Skubal.

Get hitters in return. Because he can throw an insane 6 inning game as we still lose.

[Detroit Frank The Tank @DetTank99]

You cannot go to next season with torkelson and Greene together. Unless you wanna lose

[Detroit Frank The Tank @DetTank99]

People are saying Riley Greene is burnt out after a long season AHHAHAHA. Imagine when he’s 30

[Detroit Frank The Tank @DetTank99]

melton is a starter next season no doubt
montero better in the bullpen

[Detroit Frank The Tank @DetTank99]

@WilliamRob81758 @yisroelu1 @RealMikeyBets William on the internet pretending to be MAGA like

[Detroit Frank The Tank @DetTank99]

@RealMikeyBets @WilliamRob81758 William sounds libish

[Detroit Frank The Tank @DetTank99]

The tigers are in a bad spot.
Castillo and Kirby are both going to be fresh.
Gilbert could be available.
Munoz and Brash will be in for high leverage.

That’s 5 REALLY good arms.