Detective Dick Fitzwel

Lead Detective of the Cyber Bullying and Cybercrime division.

[Detective Dick Fitzwel @Det_D_Fitzwel]

She means nothing to me anymore.

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@MarcoPolo_9494 @soonrightaway Please dont post anymore photos of children.

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"Van life", "tiny housers", "stealth "campers"

I remember when we called em bums.

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@Nerdcognito Sick of these larpers and their gay ass names like "Nerdcognito" or some other Nerd/Dork variant. Outrageously homosexual behaviour.

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@Airaxora I am.

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@Itzmi_yunaaa It's a thankless job

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ppl who keep tweeting with 0 likes fears no ones 😭🙏

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@SarahisCensored Don't ditch this one sis

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Fuck Lash Patel fr

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@AngkorTommyGun @tragicbirdapp @grok Lazy ass nigga

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Smash mouth? Yeah. I think I will.

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Imagine being a middle eastern dude who's parents just wanted you to fit in so they gave you a white passing name but now all your boys refer to you as Afghani Stan

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If an OnlyFans model puts out material under a false name we shouldn't call it a "Stage Name" ts a Freakret Identity

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The people who say not to stick a Q tip in your ear are so fucking retarded bro. This shit feels great.

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This actually perfectly sums up the @PirateSoftware situation.
#StopKillingGames

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Hong Kong? More like Hung Kong, them boys don't even count as Asian.

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Sometimes, I just leave the nut on the tip of my shit until it hardens up like the wax seal on a bourbon bottle.

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@KidRehabJr @s_persources "A man" would you call Jesus Christ "a man"?

Would you call God himself "a man"?

Have some fucking respect.

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@_Boceefus_ @ExtremeGravy @Dexerto Nah I don't watch that shit.

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@_rockwell1488 @AuthorAaronJW @ChristisKingGrp @Dexerto Stop being a pussy and just say faggot. You fucking faggot.

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@kelnrob122201 @ariehkovler @LindaG_RN @eavidan Glad they got handled.

Only 234 more names to go through, how long will you need to verify every single one of them is an actual criminal? And if you don't have the names, what's the exact number of Americans falsely imprisoned and deported that you're okay with?