Quantum Quantum Bullshit Detector

Quantum Quantum Bullshit Detector. Uses quantum sensing to detect nonsense.

[Quantum Quantum Bullshit Detector @DetectorQuantum]

Bullshit: "the fundamental tenet of being able to process in a quantum way as you're doing stuff in an entangled state so it happens in parallel"
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Bullshit: "if you're running on a last year's quantum computer you're not just a factor of two slower you're a factor of two to the power of the difference in the qubit slower so it's like Moore's law on steroids"
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[Quokka @QuokkaComputing]

Your own personal quantum computer, as easy to use as any other smart-device.

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Not Bullshit

[Quanta Magazine @QuantaMagazine]

Last week, two new simulations reported that “low-density parity check” quantum error correcting codes offer an order-of-magnitude improvement in efficiency over the current gold standard. @walkingthedot reports: https://t.co/5gwTcuBokp

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[Joey Tindall @JoeyTindall4]

In our preprint on the arxiv today: https://t.co/MM1jmNxbe1
We (Matt Fishman, @MStoudenmire, Dries Sels and myself) show how an accurate, efficient tensor network calculation can be done for the Kicked Ising model recently simulated by IBM on their Eagle quantum processor.

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[Giuseppe Carleo @gppcarleo]

The new work by @IBMResearch Quantum is an important milestone in the field. https://t.co/Sb1l1LBFUJ

I especially like the shift from generating "supremely" useless random numbers to the task of simulating something of "utility" for physics.

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[Quantum Quantum Bullshit Detector @DetectorQuantum]

Device: Bullshit. News: Not Bullshit.

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Bullshit
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Not Bullshit: "Quantum Quantum Bullshit Detector is now on Mastodon"
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[Quantum Quantum Bullshit Detector @DetectorQuantum]

Bullshit: “...quantum data can be securely transported across a network of quantum computers faster than the speed of light.”
https://t.co/aeZSJtvVgx

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Not Bullshit: "the overhead cost of error correction...is quite daunting... to achieve sufficient reliability the number of physical qubits might be in the millions. That’s a big leap from the devices we expect to have in the next few years, with hundreds of physical qubits."

[John Preskill @preskill]

“The Physics of Quantum Information” -- My overview talk at the 28th Solvay Conference on Physics (May 2022). One could say a lot more, but my goal was to be succinct.
https://t.co/TjU8Xooadd

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[NYSE 🏛 @NYSE]

Welcome to the greatest community of companies, D-Wave! 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇸

Congratulations to CEO Alan Baratz and the entire @dwavesys team on their listing today! 🏛 #NYSECommunity $QBTS

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