Captain Handsome

Aww, yeah.

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@PizzaPizzaLtd ATTN: Pizza Pizza is marking up product to "discount" it to the normal price. Shameful.

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@DRPS A tree came down on an under-12 child, leaving them without vital signs until emergency arrived. Consciousness was restored and the child was air-lifted to Toronto for trauma care.

https://t.co/XmKsJCa5nl.

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@GigiTam0432 @DRPS A tree fell on a child (under 12 is all we know) at Phillip Coffey catholic public school. Crews arrived to find the child with no vitals, but managed to bring him or her back to consciousness before evacuating them by air to Toronto.

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@MattPinner_ an ambulance

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@UberEats Please explain your math. Even without the discounted fees, 15% does not even come close to $50.

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@BlackFuri0saFGC That's fine, nobody wants to talk to you black "niggas" either.

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@McDonalds @imarajones Just put the fries in the bag, sir.

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@Kumotsune @powdury You missed the whole ass point of the video. The point is that people are slinging "racist" at thing that aren't even racist. You're like the boy who cried wolf.

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@tenorjcs @AZ_Brittney Turns out trying to "fuck ice" is how you get shot.

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@AZ_Brittney Did you know it's illegal to try to murder a law enforcment officer, and they WILL shoot you for it? Fuck around more. I'd love to see you find out too.

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@ShannonJoyRadio They didn't approach her. She drove into them, knowing full well who they were. Why are women in America all retards like this?

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@FunCoolGirl10 @Itssarahwall @RealCandaceO I'll take this as an admission you have nothing left.

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@FunCoolGirl10 @Itssarahwall @RealCandaceO Yet you're the one who brought the Bible into this conversation. You wield scripture and misquote it to manipulate people. We have stories about people like you.

You criticize one person for not "turning the other cheek," and you criticize Erika for doing so. Pick an outrage.

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@FunCoolGirl10 @Itssarahwall @RealCandaceO @FunCoolGirl10 Oh, also: Yeah, extending grace to Candace could heal divisions, but demanding it while attacking Erika's "boss babe plans" shows me our outrage is just performative.

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@FunCoolGirl10 @Itssarahwall @RealCandaceO Isn't that a bit hypocritical of you? First it's "turn the other cheek and take it," now it's "she shouldn't forgive him"? Why do your morals seem to change when you're cornered? Shapeshifter.

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@FunCoolGirl10 @Itssarahwall @RealCandaceO @FunCoolGirl10 Honestly, how dare you try to twist "turn the other cheek" into "sit there and take the abuse." Read the bible you're fond of quoting when it suits you.

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@FunCoolGirl10 @Itssarahwall @RealCandaceO Says Jesus.

Luke 17:3-4 explicitly conditions forgiveness on repentance: rebuke the sinner, then forgive if they repent.

"Turn the other cheek" (Matthew 5:39) is about nonviolent resistance to insult, not enduring abuse and being stoic about it.

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@AntiWokeMemes @elonmusk Why does a post like this cause my account to get flagged as "inauthentic"? Are you serious?

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@AntiWokeMemes Integration with society.

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@FunCoolGirl10 @Itssarahwall @RealCandaceO You forgive somebody *after* they hurt you. Not *while* they hurt you.

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@AntiWokeMemes Different cultures and religions are great for the same reason other families are great. I just don't want to live with somebody else's family.