Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
@LindseyGrahamSC Dear Mr Graham, I am one of your constituents that voted for you in the past. I think trolling like this is in very poor taste and a waste of tax payer time. Let’s stay focused on the actual issues in Congress and how we can all best navigate them.
For those who don't know, that was Declan LeBaron with Bradley Cooper. Declan has spent most of his life in the hospital with systemic juvenile arthritis. Bradley surprised him with tix to the Super Bowl.
In a world of narcissists, be more like Bradley. #SuperBowlLIX
Taylor and Travis don't have or need a PR relationship.
Taylor Swift is a 14-time Grammy Award-winning artist, has boosted the U.S. economy with her Eras Tour, and has more number-one albums than any woman in history.
Travis Kelce is a three-time Super Bowl champion, one of the top five NFL tight ends of all time, has been named a first-team All-Pro four times and has been voted to nine Pro Bowls.
Neither one of these celebrities is amid a public image crisis, and neither needs a career boost.
I’ve been waiting for this game since 2018 when game footage was leaked. Getting it delivered today was better than Christmas! @HogwartsLegacy@Walmart for the win on delivering it early! #HogwartsLegacy
There is nothing "pro-life" about forcing a child to give birth or preventing a doctor from caring for a woman experiencing a miscarriage. https://t.co/nvc0sRY9z8