MARK JACKSON: I don’t care if Cap’n Crunch said “Oops!” that box should not be all berries.
JEFF VAN GUNDY: In 1996, I ingested PCP in the parking lot of a Red Lobster in Myrtle Beach. There I wept upon seeing the face of God, bathed in a golden light.
MIKE BREEN: Foul on Lowry
The Houston Astros are a perfectly engineered baseball machine of death no one in their right minds would challenge, but the Philadelphia Phillies are “That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read” personified as a baseball team.