StandUpQuoteOfTheDay

Light on the inspiration and heavy on the sarcasm. Whatever it takes to give your morning Stand Up the kick in the ass it needs

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What started as a real responsibility has devolved into a twitter account 🤷 God help us all!

[Molly Struve 🦄 @molly_struve]

At our morning stand-ups I'm responsible for the "Quote of the Day" These used to be warm and fuzzy inspirational quotes but have since devolved into, well, I dont even know 😂

Here are some from the past couple of days:

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Don't send texts when you are angry. Wait a bit, have a drink, talk to your friends. Get yourself really wound up _then_ send it.

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Stop asking people who have never been where you are going for directions.

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Almost left the grocery store without buying a bag of spring mix to throw, unopened, into the garbage in two weeks.

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If you absence doesn't affect them, your presence never mattered.

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If you talk about it, it's a dream.
If you envision it, it's possible.
If you schedule it, it's real.

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Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.

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Everything will kill you so choose something fun.

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Growth is uncomfortable because you have never been here before.

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The key to success is to start before you are ready.

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In Chicago we don’t say “I love you”. We say “Yes, I can pick you up at O’Hare” and that is how you show someone you care.

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What a wonderful thought that some of the best days of our lives haven’t even happened yet.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn't eaten yet.

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What comes easy won't last long, and what lasts long won't come easy.

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The best revenge is to have enough self-worth not to seek it.

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Opportunities don't happen, you create them.

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There are 2 types of people in this world:
1. People who go "Oooooh big stretch" when a dog stretches
2. Sociopaths

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Well, at least tomorrow is Friday...

👆 When you are having a bad Wednesday that's about to get even worse.

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Dating would be a lot easier if everyone had a tail so I could see if it was wagging or not after I did or said something.

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Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies why honey is better than shit.

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There is no such thing as a "lost cat", there is only a cat who has chosen to move out.

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