Emmanuel • Software Engineer 💜

Software Developer | OAU | Chelsea. Actively Building 🫧🔥

[Emmanuel • Software Engineer 💜 @Dev_Emmanuel_]

@ChelseaFCW Carpenter is a one-way dribbler and clueless in the final third.

We need more good wingers

[horsh @2THUQQ]

Boys go always bounce back na why dem dey call us bouncing baby boy

[Emmanuel • Software Engineer 💜 @Dev_Emmanuel_]

@IkejaElectric Nepa for the Band A.

[Aramiide🩷 @miide2sabi]

I hate FiberOne, I hate Ikeja Electric, I hate MTN, i hate you, I hate me too,I HATE THIS FUCKING COUNTRY!! FUCK

[Shikhar @Viper_Regen]

As my final act of love for Ronaldo, I will become the most disciplined,focused and obsessed version of myself. Win or lose does not matter, but I will never quit without a fight. No matter how bad it hurts, how lonely it gets, or how sad I feel, I will never give up on my dream.

[Emmanuel • Software Engineer 💜 @Dev_Emmanuel_]

Now, I can rest from supporting Portugal 😂🙏

[Portugal @selecaoportugal]

Uma história que fica para sempre. 𝙊𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙙𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙪𝙙𝙤, 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙖̃𝙤 🐐⭐️

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Portugal estará sempre em mim

[Emmanuel • Software Engineer 💜 @Dev_Emmanuel_]

GOAT 🐐💙

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Portugal estará sempre em mim

[Emmanuel • Software Engineer 💜 @Dev_Emmanuel_]

There is an APC banner every 2 feet.

Shomolu, Gbagada, Bariga.

[Heat wan kill Rofiat @whoisroffy]

The entire shomolu is plastered with APC sticker, no light

[Emmanuel • Software Engineer 💜 @Dev_Emmanuel_]

Hmmmmm.

[G. Ritzer @myth_coder]

Sexual adventures every couple should experience at least once:

Here are the lists:

[Premier League @premierleague]

A midfield masterclass ⭐️

Introducing your Player of the Matchweek... @ChelseaFC's Romeo Lavia! 👏

[Emmanuel • Software Engineer 💜 @Dev_Emmanuel_]

@royaldivalee 30 mins?
It’s been 15 mins daily for the past 3 weeks.

[Emmanuel • Software Engineer 💜 @Dev_Emmanuel_]

@SirLeoBDasilva @royaldivalee Same, lmaoo.

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

Guys, please take care of yourselves during this El Niño period. Something happened to me at midnight.

I woke up in the middle of the night because there was no light, and I was so dehydrated that I was struggling to get back on my feet, gasping for air. Suddenly, I felt drops of water falling into my mouth. When I looked up, it was Man United fans tears. I drank every single drop. 😭😭

[Emmanuel • Software Engineer 💜 @Dev_Emmanuel_]

@ChelseaFC 😳😳😳

[Emmanuel • Software Engineer 💜 @Dev_Emmanuel_]

Key games???😂😂

@ChelseaFC Cook for me😂

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A closer look at the key games 👀🔥

[Emmanuel • Software Engineer 💜 @Dev_Emmanuel_]

@ChelseaFC Let’s go.

[Emmanuel • Software Engineer 💜 @Dev_Emmanuel_]

@elijahdimeji549 We’ve all been there. Mine was bigger😂.

Learning moments.

[Emmanuel • Software Engineer 💜 @Dev_Emmanuel_]

Baptism in fintech.

[Ola_Lekan @elijahdimeji549]

Race conditions and improperly handling of Idempotency key has landed me in a debt of 1.8M.

Cheers to more 🍷

[Emmanuel • Software Engineer 💜 @Dev_Emmanuel_]

@ChelseaFC wtf do you want from Steve again???