getting drunk with the boys watching "star wars" and my comments about C3PO start getting increasingly inappropriate and sexual. at least twice i refer to him by my ex-wife's name
JNT’s answer to Survival potentially being the last Doctor Who for a while was to get Andrew Cartmel to write a gorgeous monologue
Imagine if instead they’d reshot it so the Seventh Doctor dies in the motorcycle collision and regenerates into Carole Ann Ford
🚨| BREAKING |🚨 The dildo has been sealed in an impenetrable vault, wrapped in unbreakable chains and secured with a key that was melted beyond recognition before being cast into the deepest ocean by a naval unit that has since been declared missing.
“Everyone’s dead Dave”
“Russell?”
“Everyone’s dead Dave”
“Phil”
“Everyone’s dead Dave”
“Not Julie”
“Everyone’s dead Dave”
“Steffan?”
“Gordon Bennett, Everyone’s dead Dave”
“Hang on, are you trying to tell me everyone is dead”
After the announcement that doctor who’s been put out on a tender, i am proud to announce i have placed a bid on the show for a jawdropping 10 pounds. Stay tuned…