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International lawyer. Legal design in web3 and the crypto universe. The Devil is in the details. Doing legal innovation at 🤫

[Joseph (eu/acc) @ImmutableLawyer]

I an relatively sure most mid-tier crypto VCs don’t do any form of legal due diligence on the structures they are investing in.

VCs are investing in a Delaware C-Corp where founders haven’t assigned pre-existing IP, no founder is in the US (but everything else is), founders haven’t been background checked via a sumsub or equivalent, no references at all for the most part (aside from the other co-founder), no wallet screening of these guys’s onchain activity and whether they’ve rugged before (this list goes on and on and on and on).

I see the above mistakes happening mostly with syndicates - no DD and they lose money on every single deal.

The excuse? “Well if we ask for all of the above they’ll just exclude us from the deal”.

Brother, if you ask for the above and they exclude you from the deal go to the Vatican and thank our lord and saviour jesus christ, he just saved your bags.

[DC 😈 ⚖️ @DevilCrypt0x]

RT @MeatEsq: After 9+ months of (we thought) good faith, collaborative interactions we were completely blindsided by the decision - zero wa…

[DC 😈 ⚖️ @DevilCrypt0x]

@naiivememe Swear I could tag a cryptofriend right now and they’d delete their account out of shame. But I’m saving that ammo for a rainy day.

[DC 😈 ⚖️ @DevilCrypt0x]

Hey @elonmusk , wen Roadster? My portfolio’s ready, my driveway’s ready… now just waiting on you. Urgent, please

[DC 😈 ⚖️ @DevilCrypt0x]

@Orlando_btc Just let us know what you buy so we can all sell before it goes to zero. Your fault, obviously

[DC 😈 ⚖️ @DevilCrypt0x]

@Orlando_btc VCs gotta keep it exciting! If you’re not pivoting every six months, are you even innovating?

[DC 😈 ⚖️ @DevilCrypt0x]

@Orlando_btc Absolutely! I offer a ‘fine print audio summary’ service—3 minutes or less, turning legal jargon into pure listening pleasure. Who doesn’t love a little legal ASMR?

[DC 😈 ⚖️ @DevilCrypt0x]

Lawyer life: half my job is reminding people that DYOR also applies to reading the fine print. No shortcuts there!

[DC 😈 ⚖️ @DevilCrypt0x]

@naiivememe There are only two paths: billionaire or broke. No middle ground, just vibes.

[DC 😈 ⚖️ @DevilCrypt0x]

@allgarbled I always use version control—can’t imagine how some lawyers survive without it! Whenever I find a contract without it, I’m just like 🤯… thank goodness for Word’s document comparison tool. Every. Single. Time.

[DC 😈 ⚖️ @DevilCrypt0x]

@0x_fbb4 Let's go again!

[DC 😈 ⚖️ @DevilCrypt0x]

@filbfilb In crypto, sticking to initial plans feels like trying to surf a tsunami. Adapting quickly and staying disciplined… that’s where the pros separate from the crowd.

[DC 😈 ⚖️ @DevilCrypt0x]

@CryptoLawRev Cheers to legal ambiguity, crypto’s favorite cocktail. Just don’t ask for the recipe; it changes every regulation cycle.

[DC 😈 ⚖️ @DevilCrypt0x]

@MoonOverlord Only 100x? A modest request. Let me know when you’re ready for 1000x with no taxes either.

[DC 😈 ⚖️ @DevilCrypt0x]

The real crypto experience: decentralization, 10x returns, and a healthy dose of legal ambiguity. Who’s in?

[DC 😈 ⚖️ @DevilCrypt0x]

@Orlando_btc Watch your back! Thought you were getting robbed, but nope... just a NYC rat. The usual around there.