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[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

Defending a young woman from being drugged and assaulted by vile creatures in a bar

My fucking centre back

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Harry Maguire has been handed a 15 month suspended sentence after a guilty verdict by the Greek Courts.

Maguire has been convicted of all three counts of non-serious assault, resisting arrest and attempted bribery for an incident in Mykonos in August 2020.

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

Musiala or Kvicha imo

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Florentino Perez' offer will be to:

• Superstar, on par with Cristiano, Zidane, Kaka, Beckham signings
• ⁠Not Kane, Olise, Haaland
• ⁠Not a player from the Premier League
• ⁠Not a defender
• ⁠A club that plays in Champions League

Who do you think it will be? 🧐

[Dzner🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇨🇵🇹🇧🇷 @DznerV3]

Thanks for the memories

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

They acc want to go down Jesus Christ

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

Exclusive by @SamWallaceTel: Tottenham make bid for £70m-rated Jan Paul van Hecke

🫂Strong relationship with De Zerbi
📝One year left on contract
🫰Brighton will want full value for the player

Read the full story: https://t.co/BpBSv5LKL2

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

@ideblad There’s been numerous sources today

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

Quite literally as long as he’s the Ugarte replacement instead of the Casemiro replacement I’m fine with this

Otherwise it’s a massive disappointment

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester United reach agreement with Atalanta to sign Ederson. Price for 26yo midfielder €40.5m fixed + €4.5m of potential bonuses. Personal terms in place on 4+1yr deal. Must still do medical & all parties plan to complete early July @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/OgkmPEYVg7

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

@ideblad They just said he’s the Casemiro replacement so unless the other one is Alex Scott Tchouameni Anderson or Wharton it’s not great

I think realistically and hopefully our MF window is gonna be

Matheus Fernandes
Ederson
Scott

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

@spark9_ Dorgu stop gap LW until next season then Shaw goes and a decision is made between Dorgu as a forward or LB and Amass’s long term future

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

Is it sacked or just he’s had a new manager every calendar year?

Cos if you’re worried about the record just bin him he’s our fifth best CB anyway

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

🚨 BY THE WAY!

Let's not forget that De Ligt still has that remarkable record of every manager he's played under getting sacked within a season. 😏 Hope this end with Carrick in charge

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

Just one thing on David Raya (the so called real PL POTY)

He was sent the wrong way four times in that shootout and dove early for all 5

De Gea ignored his advice in Gdansk but Raya literally makes it obvious what to do as a penalty taker against him

I think that’s worse

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

Unforgivable of the Arsenal fans to let this dickhead influencer pull this shit in a UCL final

Have some shame

[Aya 🦉 @aya__R7]

هي ازي عرفت اللي حصل وهي بتحضر المباراة من الملعب 😱🤯

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

🗣️ Blablablabla........

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

Spreading misinformation won’t give Declan Rice the POTY

[@wtfiskelechi @wtfiskelechi]

See how numbers dropped after Bruno joined 😭😭😭😭

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

@krissikrissi31 I could see him go to Arsenal if they really pushed
I’d love him for us
City could try but without pep I can’t see it

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

Yeah Mbappe is gone

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Florentino Pérez: “Vinicius Jr? I hope he renews the contract. He’s one of the very best in the world”.

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

Arguably the best thing Ugarte has done since he’s been here

[E @utd_Eman]

He tried this gimmick with United but found out the hard way 😭

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

@NdukaJustin @Khanyy_10 Well if anything that slightly takes away from them as the others were in Europe and domestic cups for most their seasons

I am keen to see how they get on next season likely playing twice a week but I think for Sesko and Cunha, Europe will do them good

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

Shall we do some factual information? Yes let’s

United front threes’ goalscoring stats PL only for the last 10 years

25/26
Cunha, Sesko, Mbeumo: 32 goals

24/25
Garnacho, Hojlund, Amad: 18 goals

23/24
Rashford, Hojlund, Garnacho: 24 goals

22/23
Sancho, Rashford, Antony: 27 goals

21/22
Rashford, Ronaldo, Sancho: 25 goals

20/21
Rashford, Cavani, #11 : 28 goals

19/20
Rashford, Martial, #26 : 44 goals

18/19
Rashford Lukaku Martial: 32 goals

17/18
Martial Lukaku Lingard: 34 goals

16/17
Mkhitaryan Ibrahimovic Mata: 27 goals

15/16
Martial Rooney Mata: 25 goals

[United Insider @Utdnsider]

🚨2019 - Martial, Rashford and James scored a total of 28 PL goals

🚨2023 - Rashford, Weghorst and Antony scored a total of 23 goals

🚨2024 - Garnacho, Hojlund, Antony scored a total of 17 PL goals

🚨 2026 - Cunha, Sesko and Mbeumo score a total of... Look below

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

@kiraniyer27 The three seasons he had poorer stats were:

21/22: shoulder surgery at the start and thrown into a team in chaos and with Rangnazi who clearly didn’t like him

23/24 played as a touchline winger to facilitate a young unproven striker

24/25 Amorim

[Kiran 🌅 🇮🇳 @kiraniyer27]

@DevilTalkMUFC Also want to add Rashford’s individual stats across all competitions. See how he improved year on year before the nonsense of Ragnick, Ten Hag and Amorim. For reference, the last player to hit 30 goals was Robin van Persie

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

@AliquamScripto Ole/Carrick generate the most goals from forwards
Rashford consistently and influential goalscorer
Martial too

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

@FasTrack99 By showing all the information necessary? Ok mate