Thickmus_Prime

Doses of Thickness 🏳️‍🌈
55inches of undiluted THICKNESS//Corpulent/
/PRETTY UGLY//
Bisexual Sapiosexual//FEMINIST//EDUCATOR//

[Thickmus_Prime @Devils_Muffin99]

I think va new body new me vakanga.
Tried jogging today, didn't dogs chase us mu PHI.

I have come to terms with being fat so che. I give up 😭😩

[Jennifer C. @theadaeneh]

Well darling here’s more!
You can’t own a Rolls-Royce & park it in a garage sweetheart!

Btw, stretch marks means my girls are natural, it’s common sense but then common sense is not so common in your bloodline, and I’d rather be sad & good looking, than be as stupid as you!🫶🏾

[ANTIDOTE 🦋🇿🇲🇨🇩ماتيلدا @Tilda_09]

😂😂😂

[Space Hashira✨ @__________Joel]

Valid

[xel🇿🇲 @Thornyrose_xel]

Not only did they stop making our lattes to serve 3 white people that walked in , we had been waiting for 30 minutes for sandwiches and latte.. when I asked why she served them before completing our order she said you didn’t order with me , then turned to my friend and said are you gonna buy the donuts you were asking about or not ! With a very dismissive but condescending tone 💀😭 like wtf 💀 no apology not remorse. On top of that we got Luke warm lattes 😭😭😭😭

[Mr Kaipambe, Esq. (Phoenix🔥) @Mule_Kaipambe]

Opposing counsel: “Witness, in cross examination, my learned brother here (referring to me) asked you a question…”

Me, in my head: “I am not your brother.” 🙄🙄

[Mwanamukazhi @kasubasikamo_]

The other day I was having drinks with acquaintances. someone started talking about a trip to Maputo & I said, I haven’t yet been to Angola, everyone looked at me blank, continued talking.

I realised 10mins later when we moved on to the next topic that it was Mozambique 😭😭

[𝑨𝒌𝒃𝒂𝒓 𝒇𝒈𝒔!🎀 @4kbxr_]

POV: her legs are shaking during sex and you think she's having an orgasm

epilepsy:

[. @maceomulan]

i feel like sex supposed to start off with eating coochie ,das just me doe

[𝓑𝓲𝓰𝔁𝓜𝓪𝓲𝓷 @BigxxMain]

Me coming back from school and seeing a whole new person living with us 😭

[Gidi @tayobillz_]

The reason why you are addicted to twitter is because you don’t have anyone to talk to

[chubby cheeks mcgee🍭 @sonyanicolee_]

One thing bout my momma she gone #makeithappen

[TheBizzle @ThenamesKabu]

Guys I saw this big man throw litter out of his car in the parking area at the airport. I said those are bad manners. Didn’t he get out of the car offended that I said that. Awe I let him have it, told him he should feel shy having bad manners like this. Anyway, he picked it up.

[Herr Niemand ◢ ◤ 🇫🇷 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Manass3hx]

I Love my Silence man, I can be home all day just sat in silence. Like I’ll be watching something but in silence. I easily get irritated by noise. 😭😭😭😭

[Mr Kaipambe, Esq. (Phoenix🔥) @Mule_Kaipambe]

I have spent the last few hours with this guy. I what he’s been doing the entire day… ( I am not judging) 😂

We get our meals, it’s time to say grace and the first thing he says is, “Our kind, loving and forgiving father…”

Me in my head: “Teku zembeleka Lesa uku?” 😂

[Teh Ineh Wiso🙄 @Subiilo]

We are standing at 126.. if you’re serious, you can be number 127 by the end of the day.

[EL Chefe @ChefKatatala]

I’ve had this horrible calcium buildup in the guest toilet, I’ve tried everything for a year and a half. Today I found a company that cleaned it, and I’ve never been this excited about anything I keep going back just to use that bathroom. is this what being old is about? Luv it!

[Lovie😍😘🫶🏽 @SChitonka]

Did a kama big girl purchase ☺️☺️.. might not be much but I'm proud of me🥰🥰..

[Gbemisola Taiwo @MisolaofJesus]

He does not love her.

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Lowest paid but the baddest in the office

[CHU’MIRATES🦉🫧 @badmanchuu]

First in my blood line to see 3 dicks of sausage 😭😭