Devin Nunes' Genitals

I live in the pants of Dirty Devin The Kremlin Gremlin. I am definitely totally real.

[Devin Nunes' Genitals @DevinGenitals]

If your circumstances don’t permit you to speak truth to power, try speaking dick jokes to power.

[Devin Nunes' Genitals @DevinGenitals]

@LLinWood @realDonaldTrump Have you figured out Minnesota and Michigan are different states yet? It's those little details that distinguish a good filing from a great one.

#BeBest

[Jon Spaihts @jonspaihts]

The roll call of cowardice.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

It's now 15 days after the election was called, and I have yet to see an op-ed/analysis/commentary in a major newspaper on why Trump supporters need to do better outreach to folks outside their bubble and ask what it means to be a Biden supporter.

[Carl Bernstein @carlbernstein]

I'm not violating any pledge of journalistic confidentially in reporting this: 21 Republican Sens–in convos w/ colleagues, staff members, lobbyists, W. House aides–have repeatedly expressed extreme contempt for Trump & his fitness to be POTUS. (1/3)

[Devin Nunes' Genitals @DevinGenitals]

@DevinStump1 @Popehat @DevinNunes Sounds expensive. Devin requires an awful lot of treatment. We get into a lot of scrapes together.

[Devin Nunes' Genitals @DevinGenitals]

@ewarren @kwilsonjb You should hear the schemes Dirty Devin is cooking up. I'm doing my best to keep him distracted and out of trouble.

[Devin Nunes' Genitals @DevinGenitals]

@DevinStump1 @Popehat My beloved!

[Devin Nunes' Genitals @DevinGenitals]

@DocAtCDI The world is too beautiful to choose. Any day I am not confined to Devin's pants is a good day.

[Devin Nunes' Genitals @DevinGenitals]

@DanRather I'm not sure that's such a bad thing. We're better of with him on the golf course than actively undermining democracy.

[Devin Nunes' Genitals @DevinGenitals]

@DevinStump1 @Popehat Both options sound cold and uncomfortable. Can we discuss this before anybody makes actual purchases?

[Devin Nunes' Genitals @DevinGenitals]

@realDonaldTrump Oh, Orange Boy, your suffering is an endless font of schadenfreude.

[Devin Nunes' Genitals @DevinGenitals]

@realDonaldTrump I'm from Michigan so here's a flip for you, Mister President:

🖕

[Devin Nunes' Genitals @DevinGenitals]

@jonvoight Yeah, I'm going to get my election info from a guy who doesn't seem to know whether he is sitting or standing. Great plan.

[Devin Nunes' Genitals @DevinGenitals]

@DearAuntCrabby They're also stepping up their efforts to identify sock puppet and bot accounts.

Fortunately for me I am 100% real. Don't ask how I am able to type. You don't want to know.

[Devin Nunes' Genitals @DevinGenitals]

@realDonaldTrump Dance for us, loser.

[Devin Nunes' Genitals @DevinGenitals]

@marcorubio As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

Proverbs 26:11

[mkb @mojinations]

@realDonaldTrump Mister President,

Speaking as a security professional and a @defcon attendee, I urge you to go fuck yourself.

Warm regards,

—mkb

[Devin Nunes' Genitals @DevinGenitals]

@larryelder So, uh, @elonmusk might want to get tested for a few other things. That's all I'm at liberty to say.

[Devin Nunes' Genitals @DevinGenitals]

@chrispavlovski @DevinNunes Yes, please, please, please take your right wing shitbaggery someplace else.

[Devin Nunes' Genitals @DevinGenitals]

@DevinNunes Hooray for deplatforming!

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