Ben Shakira

The artist formerly known as DevinNunesisMichaelScott #fella

[Ben Shakira @DevinNunesis]

I was on a flight with her once and she asked me if I ever shot a fully automatic AR-15 to which I replied “no.” She pretended she was holding one up and let one rip like a machine gun and it stank so bad

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Severe rainfall has flooded parts of Toronto, including what appears to be Drake’s mansion

“This better be Espresso Martini,” he wrote on IG:

[Ben Shakira @DevinNunesis]

@YoPhilly500 @CowboyJobu You know I got the best Mark Holmes clips

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

When Shanteari Weems learned her husband was accused of molesting children at the day care she owned, she shot him twice. She’s been sentenced to 4 years in jail

“I will apologize when he apologizes to those children,” she said

https://t.co/RPm36Q1XV4

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Now this is a Stephen A Smith rant I’m here for….nice job SAS!

[Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney]

NEWS: Chief Judge Boasberg has ordered Rep. Scott Perry to turn over 1,650 emails/texts he has sought to shield from federal prosecutors.

This is the vast majority of the 2,055 that Judge Howell previously ordered Perry to disclose but which was halted by the court of appeals.

[Grant Stern  @grantstern]

Not only did the Colorado Supreme Court rule that Donald Trump is ineligible to run for office, but they've got their eyes FIRMLY on the U.S. Supreme Court.

Their opinion partly rests on a case decided by Justice Gorsuch, whom Trump appointed to the high court.

[Ben Shakira @DevinNunesis]

@3YearLetterman @JENNIWOWW @SenSanders He didn’t have to finance a golden waterbed, did he?

[Action News on 6abc @6abc]

BREAKING: A federal judge in New York has ordered a vast unsealing of court documents in early 2024 that will make public the names of scores of Jeffrey Epstein's associates. https://t.co/V9njPBndkD

[Ben Shakira @DevinNunesis]

@YoPhilly500 Cowboys fans rn

[Ben Shakira @DevinNunesis]

My elementary school gym teacher

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

Who is this? Wrong answers only...

[Ben Shakira @DevinNunesis]

@OhDangitEvie Bro is the perfect candidate for therapy

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

Y'all know what to do Philly! 🙏

#WPMOYChallenge Johnson

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

Chase Utley comes in at #5 on our #Prime9 countdown of the best second basemen since 1947! 💪

[Ben Shakira @DevinNunesis]

So satisfying

[MLB @MLB]

When a HR Derby champ gets a metal bat ...

[Ben Shakira @DevinNunesis]

@m6xey I hope your hamster didn’t die so we could all #FlyEaglesFly

[Ben Shakira @DevinNunesis]

@WUTangKids I need to find the hot 97 mix tape CD from the 90s

[Ben Shakira @DevinNunesis]

@whateverkc22 I like the scar one 🤣

[Ben Shakira @DevinNunesis]

@theangriestbuni Did they really just ask if she had any “eggs” left? Like what normal human talks like that?