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[DSpazz @DevinSpann]

@fightforfood I have hated #ET my whole life. That dude is the scariest alien out there. Glowing heart. White river body. Asthmatic breathing in the dark woods. Jack-in-the-box cornfield hider, neck extending, baseball returning, waddling nightmare.

[Geoff Johnston @geoffjBYU]

College kid breaks the WORLD RECORD in a semifinal heat. Wow!

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Not now, not like this.

😂

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

They're such a sweet couple

[DSpazz @DevinSpann]

@BYUProvo @BYUfootball It's gotta be hard to be right all the time. How do you do it????

[DSpazz @DevinSpann]

@Manhattva I had a good time. Glad to see masculinity actually get some traction. And it was true to the cartoon that Adam was searching for peaceful resolutions as an alternative. But Evil is gonna Evil... I really liked it and didn't think they ruined it or anything.

[DSpazz @DevinSpann]

@GrowingUpRetro Just got out of the movie and it was awesome.

[DSpazz @DevinSpann]

@KNBR The pendulum swings with this team is so wild.

[DSpazz @DevinSpann]

@WallStreetApes @sally_tanner And.... cancel

[DSpazz @DevinSpann]

@alphafox Why didn't I think of that??!!!

[DSpazz @DevinSpann]

@DylanIsADragon Thank you for focusing on golden moments of the past cuz..... this season.... is "buns".

[Tyrell @iiTzz_Tyrell]

We need a miracle tonight.

My daughter is trending towards HUS. And we need a miracle that tomorrow’s lab results will show that she is no longer trending downward. And that she is stabilizing.

They are extending our stay to 1-2 weeks, 1 month if things don’t get better.

We are unbelievably scared right now. But we have faith in the Lord.

[DSpazz @DevinSpann]

@ToddLlewellyn It's click bait

[DSpazz @DevinSpann]

@mrmikeMTL Sign me up! Like yesterday!

[DSpazz @DevinSpann]

@DylanIsADragon I feel ya. Apathy is worse than disappointment and that's where I am headed.

[DSpazz @DevinSpann]

@Emotion78687 In my opinion, the closest thing in the modern era is Fleet Foxes.

[DSpazz @DevinSpann]

@Manhattva I get 5 a day.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

When they were just 19 years old, they fought at Iwo Jima. Now Billy Byrd (100) and Don Graves (101) are serving as Honorary Grand Marshals for the National Memorial Day Parade and started cracking jokes with each other when they arrived at the airport

[Eddy Korietiyin @Eddyfisher230]

High above the clouds, an Air Force pilot got down on one knee and proposed to the woman he loved.

Reality check: When it’s real, you don’t wait for the perfect moment, you create it.

🎥 Best Proposal Ever... Air Force Pilot Proposal.

Who’s cutting onions? ❤️

[Fermsy 🎒 @Cryptoboyy_Aji]

I pay $500 a month for health insurance.

My deductible is $6,000.

That means I pay $6,000 a year just to have insurance.

Then $6,000 more before it actually kicks in.

That’s $12,000 out of pocket before insurance saves me a single dollar.

I am not insured.

I am pre-bankrupted.

[Sporty @SportyMcSports]

New NBA logo just dropped 👀