Devin Schleimer

Actor/Singer/DJ who plays a little piano. Kitchen Maintenance at Oberlin College. Professor Plum Music on SoundCloud

[Devin Schleimer @Devin_Schleimer]

@k_hoff_ Oh, same.

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If you don’t speak to me because of the awful human being I was in 2016-2017, I get it. But also, you’re missing out. That guy’s been dead for years.

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I just remembered that I fell off of two roofs my senior year of college. Not one, like I had previously thought. Gotta love memory recall.

[JEANIE @jeaniesounds]

alison wonderland is a bad bitch

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Pizza rolls dipped in the Domino’s marinara cup. Elevated dining.

[Devin Schleimer @Devin_Schleimer]

@elonmusk stfu

[Wreckno 🦋 @wreckno]

Screaming crying throwing ass

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

If you see this tweet its a reminder that you’re a bad bitch

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

THE ONLY GOOD NAZI IS A DEAD NAZI

[Devin Schleimer @Devin_Schleimer]

@RGIII Baker Mayfield has entered concussion protocol.

[Cole Mazaher @Cmazaher]

@Devin_Schleimer DONT DO DRUGS THAT MAKE YOU UGLY

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@Cmazaher Man, I love you. You absolutely came to mind when I posted that! Top 3 people I miss most from college. You were always one of my best friends there. Always rooting for you in this life. Live closer, please.

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I feel this Twitter experience coming to an end. You are all beautiful people, but what’s the point of this shit anymore? My twitter days are numbered, probably gonna take the option to delete. Much love, don’t do drugs that make you ugly. ✌🏻

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

TODAY IS A NEW DAY BITCH SO SEIZE IT

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Trying to lobby for naming my son Damian. But, Im pretty sure Lucifer is ruining it for me. Damn it, Satan.

[Devin Schleimer @Devin_Schleimer]

Today, I broke an elevator with my bare hands. I ripped it open, and it won’t respond to any button presses now….

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I just want a horror film set in Fuckin’ Candyland.

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@AndrewLesner Nope.

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@AndrewLesner Thank you. I also do this.

[Devin Schleimer @Devin_Schleimer]

Get your nasty fucking feet off the dashboard. 🤢